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NWA Anarchy
Episode 60
April 23, 2007
I met Eddie Rich at the UWF show in Colonial Heights, Va. and all I can say is that he is an incredible asset to professional wrestling. The main event featured several wrestlers from NWA Virginia. They participated in a four way match for the NWA Tag Team Titles against Team 3D. NWA North American Tag Team Champions Scotty Blaze & Scotty Rocker, Old School Empire (Damien Wayne & Preston Quinn) and Phil Brown & Malik were the opponents. In the end, all three teams proved they were superior to Team 3D in every aspect of tag team wrestling. If the match had lasted another 3 to 5 minutes, the Old School Empire would have turned the crowd against Team 3D. They’re just that awesome. Kudos to all three tag team for working circles around them. This Saturday, NWA Virginia super duper stars Damien Wayne, the Scotties, Pharaoh w/Timmy Danger, Danger International, Lazarus, NWA Underground (Rex Sterling & Chris Escobar) and promoter Rick O’Brien, will participate in the debut TV tapings for NWA Pro East & NWA Shockwave (Cyberspace). They should represent the NWA well. On to the report! I’m headed back to Jersey for the second time this month to support local indy talent.
- We begin this episode of Anarchy with a replay of Slim J & Ace Rockwell embarrassing Jeremy V & Chad Parham with a defeat.
- The Hollywood Brunettes has decided to take the weekend off because there is no competition in NWA Anarchy. Remember, blondes may have more fun, but Brunettes always get the job done.
WRESTLING: (n.) \’res-ling\ A sport of contest in which two individuals face off in unarmed combat.
ANARCHY: (n.) \an-ar-key\ (1) A state of lawlessness due to absence of authority. (2) A complete lack of order.
What happens when you mix the two together? NWA-Anarchy!
- Color Commentator John Johnson brags about going solo because Greg Hunter is out on vacation hunting with VP thingy Cheney. He recaps Rockwell upsetting Chad Parham last week. Palmer responded by allowing each wrestler to choose the other champion’s opponent.
1. Brandon Phoenix & Adam Roberts vs. Austin Creed & Truitt Fields
THE MATCH: Geesh, I genuinely feel sorry for Eddie Rich because he has to deal with John Johnson for two solid hours of television tapings. Johnson irritates Rich right off the bat by comparing Creed’s head to a Chi-a-pet. Wonder how Johnson knows? His illegal immigrant informer, whom he pays the handsome salary of minimum wage to, told him so. Johnson is so outrageous that I can not make this stuff up. The faces take their frustrations out on their experienced heel counterparts. Johnson reflects upon the history between both teams and threatens to move to Canada if Silo Smith defends this great country of ours. Rich kindly asks Johnson if he moves to Canada to take Alec Baldwin & Barbara Streisand with him. I agree. Better yet, ship them and the entire extreme left winger brigade over to the Middle East and let them rot in prison. Maybe then they’re know what the face of evil looks like. You know, they’re never learn anyway. Darn it, I’m headed off on a political tangent again. Got to remember to not discuss politics in a television report. LOL! To the match, Phoenix & Creed wipes out Phoenix with a dropkick and a clothesline for a two count. Rich thinks it’s sickening that Streisand & Cher left him tickets for a Vegas show. Wow! Creed connects with a neck snap as we head to a commercial. After commercial, Phoenix takes over with a Hot Shot on Fields. The announcers argue about Anger Inc. bickering with each other. Meanwhile, Brody Ray Chase is gambling at the slot tables in Cherokee, North Carolina. Wow, I really can’t make this stuff up now. Phoenix delivers an exploder on Fields and then stiffs him with a punt. Fields goes for a Sunset flip on Roberts, but finds himself in a pinning predicament. Roberts immediately rises and nails Fields with a clothesline and DDT for a pair of two counts. After second commercial, Phoenix applies a surfboard and transitions into a beautiful back suplex. He makes the cover, but Fields kicks out at two. Did you know Brandon Phoenix disappeared at this time one year ago? Roberts distracts Creed so that Phoenix can choke Fields. Fields escapes a double turnbuckle shove and catches them with a double clothesline. Fields crawls to his corner and makes the hot tag to Creed. Creed unloads on both men before wiping out Phoenix with the Monte Fisto. Creed tosses Roberts to the floor so that he can apply an armbar submission. It appears Phoenix is about to tap, but the Hollywood Brunettes launch a vicious attack on Creed. Hayden Young heads out to make the save, but Phoenix nails him from behind. The heels spend the next few moments beating up the faces.
WINNER: Creed & Fields by DQ.
COMMENTS: There wasn’t anything fantastic about this match, but it sure was good. It was interesting to see both teams wrestle without his usual tag partner. The ending appeared to come off good and helped to establish several future storyline scenarios.
RATING: **½
- John Johnson interviews NWA Anarchy TV Champion Ace Rockwell and NWA Anarchy Heavyweight Champion Chad Parham. Johnson is there to find out who the opponents are. Parham snatches the mike from Rockwell and tells him he will just have to find out who his challenger is tonight. Rockwell holds the mike to Parham’s face and then chooses to end the interview. Awesome!
2. Justice Served (Jason Justice & Mikki Free) vs. Andrew Pendleton III & Jeff Jameson
THE MATCH: I assume Pendleton & Jameson are this evening’s blessed scapegoat. They kick their ass and finish off the One Handed Bandit Jameson with a bulldozer.
WINNER: Justice Served.
POSTMATCH: Al Getz heads out to berate the one-handed Jameson. Getz asks JS to finish the job by destroying his other hand, but the Urban Assault Squad head out to make the save. They corner Getz, but JS pulls him away to safety.
COMMENTS: Let’s just say that Pendleton & Jameson should be glad this wasn’t an extended squash. This match just served to keep the UAS/JS feud hot.
RATING: ½*
- Eddie Rich interviews Jeff G Bailey & the NWA Elite regarding what happened with Abomination’s violent outburst at the last NWA Anarchy TV taping. Bailey wonders aloud if this is amateur hour because of Rich’s insulting question. Bailey is mad because he received a certified letter to stay away from the NWA Arena while he saw Dan Wilson on television. Well, as soon as Bailey speaks Wilson’s name, he appears on NWA Anarchy Tron 5000X. Wilson reveals that there are many mysteries in life and receiving a certified letter to not appear at the NWA Arena is one of them. Maybe it’s because Bailey is slipping and Wilson has outsmarted the fat cat. The jaws have clamped from the mouth of madness. The Rejects are the vultures circling the NWA Elite as they take their last dying breathe. Wilson commands Bailey to leave. Onyx & Lewis question where Bailey was last week. I see where this is going. Bailey smoothes everything over and asks them to believe him. No Harry Potter wannabe will ever stop him. Jerry Palmer paid Bailey a lot of money because the Rejects are nothing to them. What Bailey saw on TV was the Elite kicking the Rejects ass across the NWA Arena. That’s right Wilson can dress up in his pretty little make up like a transtestical and tell all these ridiculous facts. Bailey wants to be marveled by Wilson’s knowledge of horror movies. While Wilson is writing fan letters to Charles Manson, Manson is writing fan letters to Bailey. That’s the difference between the Elite and the Rejects. They could outnumber the Elite 10 to 2 and they would still be outclassed. If Wilson is a reverend, then call Bailey a father because he is going to whip Wilson’s ass like his little daddy should have. He promises to give Wilson the nightmare of his life. Rich has the audacity to ask Bailey one more question and asks where is Abomination? Bailey says we will see Abomination when he is ready. Was that an intense interview or what? NWA Anarchy needs to record a DVD recapping the entire feud. If it featured nothing but interviews from Wilson & Bailey, I’d still pay purchase it.
3. NWA Anarchy TV Title: Ace Rockwell (ch.) vs. Sal Rinauro
THE MATCH: The crowd loudly chants “Ace” as Rich introduces him. Next week, Rockwell gets to pick Parham’s opponent. Johnson demands that we respect Sal Rinauro because if it wasn’t form him, the NWA Arena would be a landfill. Rinauro spits in Rockwell’s face, so Rockwell returns the favor by slapping the taste out of mouth. Rockwell goes on offensive flurry and lands 6 Shots to the Dome. Rockwell lands a chop for a two count. WHOO! Rockwell takes over Rinauro with a suplex and heads to the top rope. However, Rinauro trips him up and lands a dropkick for a two count. Johnson goes on a tangent about why Rinauro turned his back on the fans. Rockwell ducks a clothesline and scores a trio of two counts. Rinauro makes him pay with a dropkick for a two count. Johnson says Rinauro has changed the fan’s perception of him. The fans didn’t take him seriously, so he decided to smash Slim J’s head with a glass bottle. Rinauro continues to dominate using dastardly heel tactics. Rockwell escapes a chinlock, but Rinauro stops him in his tracks with a back elbow. Rinauro turnbuckle whips and clotheslines him for a two count. Rockwell finally buys time with a desperation spinebuster. After commercial, both wrestlers rise to their feet. Rockwell wins a battle of forearms and lands a Stinger splash. Rockwell uses a knee lift and neck snap for a near fall. Rinauro escapes a suplex. He whips Rockwell into the ropes and ends up on the receiving end of a fisherman neckbreaker for a near fall. This is good stuff here folks. Rockwell sets up and Rinauro dips on an Ace’s High attempt. Rinauro heads to the apron where Rockwell crotches him. Rinauro learns what it’s like to Bump & Grind. Rockwell heads to the rope and catches Rinauro with a cross bodyblock for a near fall. Rockwell sets for a dragon sleeper, but Rinauro slips out and scores a near fall with a German suplex. Rinauro heads to the High Rent District and lands the Elbow Drop of Doom for a 2½ count. Rinauro slaps on a bridge submission and turns over to a chancery, but Rockwell rolls out. Rinauro catches Rockwell with a knee. Rinauro suplexes Rockwell from the middle rope. Rinauro makes the cover, but the referee counts both men’s shoulders down for a two count. Rinauro misses a Pele variation and Rockwell connects with the Ace’s High. Rockwell gets the win even though Johnson claims Rinauro’s foot was underneath the bottom rope.
WINNER: Ace Rockwell.
COMMENTS: This was a TV main event. This was a great battle between two talented wrestlers.
RATING: ***
- OVERALL: Download the show. Checking in with two fun matches and an incredible Bailey/Wilson showdown, this week’s episode is worth checking out.
- DOWNLOAD: www.thesuperstation.net/nwaanarchy.html.
Episode 60
April 23, 2007
I met Eddie Rich at the UWF show in Colonial Heights, Va. and all I can say is that he is an incredible asset to professional wrestling. The main event featured several wrestlers from NWA Virginia. They participated in a four way match for the NWA Tag Team Titles against Team 3D. NWA North American Tag Team Champions Scotty Blaze & Scotty Rocker, Old School Empire (Damien Wayne & Preston Quinn) and Phil Brown & Malik were the opponents. In the end, all three teams proved they were superior to Team 3D in every aspect of tag team wrestling. If the match had lasted another 3 to 5 minutes, the Old School Empire would have turned the crowd against Team 3D. They’re just that awesome. Kudos to all three tag team for working circles around them. This Saturday, NWA Virginia super duper stars Damien Wayne, the Scotties, Pharaoh w/Timmy Danger, Danger International, Lazarus, NWA Underground (Rex Sterling & Chris Escobar) and promoter Rick O’Brien, will participate in the debut TV tapings for NWA Pro East & NWA Shockwave (Cyberspace). They should represent the NWA well. On to the report! I’m headed back to Jersey for the second time this month to support local indy talent.
- We begin this episode of Anarchy with a replay of Slim J & Ace Rockwell embarrassing Jeremy V & Chad Parham with a defeat.
- The Hollywood Brunettes has decided to take the weekend off because there is no competition in NWA Anarchy. Remember, blondes may have more fun, but Brunettes always get the job done.
WRESTLING: (n.) \’res-ling\ A sport of contest in which two individuals face off in unarmed combat.
ANARCHY: (n.) \an-ar-key\ (1) A state of lawlessness due to absence of authority. (2) A complete lack of order.
What happens when you mix the two together? NWA-Anarchy!
- Color Commentator John Johnson brags about going solo because Greg Hunter is out on vacation hunting with VP thingy Cheney. He recaps Rockwell upsetting Chad Parham last week. Palmer responded by allowing each wrestler to choose the other champion’s opponent.
1. Brandon Phoenix & Adam Roberts vs. Austin Creed & Truitt Fields
THE MATCH: Geesh, I genuinely feel sorry for Eddie Rich because he has to deal with John Johnson for two solid hours of television tapings. Johnson irritates Rich right off the bat by comparing Creed’s head to a Chi-a-pet. Wonder how Johnson knows? His illegal immigrant informer, whom he pays the handsome salary of minimum wage to, told him so. Johnson is so outrageous that I can not make this stuff up. The faces take their frustrations out on their experienced heel counterparts. Johnson reflects upon the history between both teams and threatens to move to Canada if Silo Smith defends this great country of ours. Rich kindly asks Johnson if he moves to Canada to take Alec Baldwin & Barbara Streisand with him. I agree. Better yet, ship them and the entire extreme left winger brigade over to the Middle East and let them rot in prison. Maybe then they’re know what the face of evil looks like. You know, they’re never learn anyway. Darn it, I’m headed off on a political tangent again. Got to remember to not discuss politics in a television report. LOL! To the match, Phoenix & Creed wipes out Phoenix with a dropkick and a clothesline for a two count. Rich thinks it’s sickening that Streisand & Cher left him tickets for a Vegas show. Wow! Creed connects with a neck snap as we head to a commercial. After commercial, Phoenix takes over with a Hot Shot on Fields. The announcers argue about Anger Inc. bickering with each other. Meanwhile, Brody Ray Chase is gambling at the slot tables in Cherokee, North Carolina. Wow, I really can’t make this stuff up now. Phoenix delivers an exploder on Fields and then stiffs him with a punt. Fields goes for a Sunset flip on Roberts, but finds himself in a pinning predicament. Roberts immediately rises and nails Fields with a clothesline and DDT for a pair of two counts. After second commercial, Phoenix applies a surfboard and transitions into a beautiful back suplex. He makes the cover, but Fields kicks out at two. Did you know Brandon Phoenix disappeared at this time one year ago? Roberts distracts Creed so that Phoenix can choke Fields. Fields escapes a double turnbuckle shove and catches them with a double clothesline. Fields crawls to his corner and makes the hot tag to Creed. Creed unloads on both men before wiping out Phoenix with the Monte Fisto. Creed tosses Roberts to the floor so that he can apply an armbar submission. It appears Phoenix is about to tap, but the Hollywood Brunettes launch a vicious attack on Creed. Hayden Young heads out to make the save, but Phoenix nails him from behind. The heels spend the next few moments beating up the faces.
WINNER: Creed & Fields by DQ.
COMMENTS: There wasn’t anything fantastic about this match, but it sure was good. It was interesting to see both teams wrestle without his usual tag partner. The ending appeared to come off good and helped to establish several future storyline scenarios.
RATING: **½
- John Johnson interviews NWA Anarchy TV Champion Ace Rockwell and NWA Anarchy Heavyweight Champion Chad Parham. Johnson is there to find out who the opponents are. Parham snatches the mike from Rockwell and tells him he will just have to find out who his challenger is tonight. Rockwell holds the mike to Parham’s face and then chooses to end the interview. Awesome!
2. Justice Served (Jason Justice & Mikki Free) vs. Andrew Pendleton III & Jeff Jameson
THE MATCH: I assume Pendleton & Jameson are this evening’s blessed scapegoat. They kick their ass and finish off the One Handed Bandit Jameson with a bulldozer.
WINNER: Justice Served.
POSTMATCH: Al Getz heads out to berate the one-handed Jameson. Getz asks JS to finish the job by destroying his other hand, but the Urban Assault Squad head out to make the save. They corner Getz, but JS pulls him away to safety.
COMMENTS: Let’s just say that Pendleton & Jameson should be glad this wasn’t an extended squash. This match just served to keep the UAS/JS feud hot.
RATING: ½*
- Eddie Rich interviews Jeff G Bailey & the NWA Elite regarding what happened with Abomination’s violent outburst at the last NWA Anarchy TV taping. Bailey wonders aloud if this is amateur hour because of Rich’s insulting question. Bailey is mad because he received a certified letter to stay away from the NWA Arena while he saw Dan Wilson on television. Well, as soon as Bailey speaks Wilson’s name, he appears on NWA Anarchy Tron 5000X. Wilson reveals that there are many mysteries in life and receiving a certified letter to not appear at the NWA Arena is one of them. Maybe it’s because Bailey is slipping and Wilson has outsmarted the fat cat. The jaws have clamped from the mouth of madness. The Rejects are the vultures circling the NWA Elite as they take their last dying breathe. Wilson commands Bailey to leave. Onyx & Lewis question where Bailey was last week. I see where this is going. Bailey smoothes everything over and asks them to believe him. No Harry Potter wannabe will ever stop him. Jerry Palmer paid Bailey a lot of money because the Rejects are nothing to them. What Bailey saw on TV was the Elite kicking the Rejects ass across the NWA Arena. That’s right Wilson can dress up in his pretty little make up like a transtestical and tell all these ridiculous facts. Bailey wants to be marveled by Wilson’s knowledge of horror movies. While Wilson is writing fan letters to Charles Manson, Manson is writing fan letters to Bailey. That’s the difference between the Elite and the Rejects. They could outnumber the Elite 10 to 2 and they would still be outclassed. If Wilson is a reverend, then call Bailey a father because he is going to whip Wilson’s ass like his little daddy should have. He promises to give Wilson the nightmare of his life. Rich has the audacity to ask Bailey one more question and asks where is Abomination? Bailey says we will see Abomination when he is ready. Was that an intense interview or what? NWA Anarchy needs to record a DVD recapping the entire feud. If it featured nothing but interviews from Wilson & Bailey, I’d still pay purchase it.
3. NWA Anarchy TV Title: Ace Rockwell (ch.) vs. Sal Rinauro
THE MATCH: The crowd loudly chants “Ace” as Rich introduces him. Next week, Rockwell gets to pick Parham’s opponent. Johnson demands that we respect Sal Rinauro because if it wasn’t form him, the NWA Arena would be a landfill. Rinauro spits in Rockwell’s face, so Rockwell returns the favor by slapping the taste out of mouth. Rockwell goes on offensive flurry and lands 6 Shots to the Dome. Rockwell lands a chop for a two count. WHOO! Rockwell takes over Rinauro with a suplex and heads to the top rope. However, Rinauro trips him up and lands a dropkick for a two count. Johnson goes on a tangent about why Rinauro turned his back on the fans. Rockwell ducks a clothesline and scores a trio of two counts. Rinauro makes him pay with a dropkick for a two count. Johnson says Rinauro has changed the fan’s perception of him. The fans didn’t take him seriously, so he decided to smash Slim J’s head with a glass bottle. Rinauro continues to dominate using dastardly heel tactics. Rockwell escapes a chinlock, but Rinauro stops him in his tracks with a back elbow. Rinauro turnbuckle whips and clotheslines him for a two count. Rockwell finally buys time with a desperation spinebuster. After commercial, both wrestlers rise to their feet. Rockwell wins a battle of forearms and lands a Stinger splash. Rockwell uses a knee lift and neck snap for a near fall. Rinauro escapes a suplex. He whips Rockwell into the ropes and ends up on the receiving end of a fisherman neckbreaker for a near fall. This is good stuff here folks. Rockwell sets up and Rinauro dips on an Ace’s High attempt. Rinauro heads to the apron where Rockwell crotches him. Rinauro learns what it’s like to Bump & Grind. Rockwell heads to the rope and catches Rinauro with a cross bodyblock for a near fall. Rockwell sets for a dragon sleeper, but Rinauro slips out and scores a near fall with a German suplex. Rinauro heads to the High Rent District and lands the Elbow Drop of Doom for a 2½ count. Rinauro slaps on a bridge submission and turns over to a chancery, but Rockwell rolls out. Rinauro catches Rockwell with a knee. Rinauro suplexes Rockwell from the middle rope. Rinauro makes the cover, but the referee counts both men’s shoulders down for a two count. Rinauro misses a Pele variation and Rockwell connects with the Ace’s High. Rockwell gets the win even though Johnson claims Rinauro’s foot was underneath the bottom rope.
WINNER: Ace Rockwell.
COMMENTS: This was a TV main event. This was a great battle between two talented wrestlers.
RATING: ***
- OVERALL: Download the show. Checking in with two fun matches and an incredible Bailey/Wilson showdown, this week’s episode is worth checking out.
- DOWNLOAD: www.thesuperstation.net/nwaanarchy.html.