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NWA Anarchy
Episode 61
April 30, 2007
- We begin this episode of Anarchy with a replay of Ace Rockwell surprising Sal Rinauro to retain the NWA Anarchy TV Title. The story behind this is that Chad Parham chose Rinauro to face Rockwell and this week, we will find out who Rockwell has chosen to face Parham for the coveted NWA Anarchy Heavyweight Title.
WRESTLING: (n.) \’res-ling\ A sport of contest in which two individuals face off in unarmed combat.
ANARCHY: (n.) \an-ar-key\ (1) A state of lawlessness due to absence of authority. (2) A complete lack of order.
What happens when you mix the two together? NWA-Anarchy!
- John Johnson interviews Jerry Palmer regarding Al Getz’s recently charged comments. Before Palmer can speak on this, Sal Rinauro rudely interrupts him. Rinauro pregnant doges, pregnant doges and pregnant doges at Palmer for not being recognized. Palmer takes one look at him and tells Rinauro to carry his sorry ass back home. Rinauro obliges. Johnson tries to ask Palmer about Getz again, but this time Jeremy Vain inquires about his TV Title shot. Then Slim J interjects himself. Well, Palmer has just about had it. If I were him, I’d tell them to get the hell out my d**n face and put them in the ring with Scotty Blaze so he can chop the living flesh off their chests. Well, Palmer has a brighter idea by playing matchmaker. He commands them to settle their differences in the squared circle, BUSTER~! Johnson asks one last time about and Palmer blows him off. I can’t necessarily blame him.
- Tonight on Anarchy, it’s Slim J & Jeremy Vain vs. the Devil’s Rejects and Chad Parham vs. an opponent of Rockwell’s choosing.
1. Slim J & Jeremy Vain vs. the Devil’s Rejects (Azreal & Shaun Tempers) W/Dan Wilson & the Staff of Righteousness!
THE MATCH: It’s Eddie, not Ernie. Either Johnson has been reading my reports for far too long or I have been listening to Johnson too long. It doesn’t matter. Well, this match should be very interesting since J & Vain are on opposite sides of the spectrum. J starts out with Azreal by slapping him. Azreal slaps him back. So Slim J cinches in his version of a vice grip. After commercial, J tags in Vain, who cinches in a headlock of his own. Meanwhile, Rich admits that Johnson was right that Rinauro’s foot was underneath the rope when he wrestled Rockwell. J & Vain make quick tags as Johnson continues to blather to Rich. The Rejects take over when Tempers whips J into the ropes so that Dan Wilson can trip him up. Tempers catches J with a back suplex to swing the momentum in the Reject’s favor. Azreal stiffs J with several chops and a running knee for a two count on an arrogant Randy Savage style foot cover. J fires back, but Tempers catches him with a nice powerslam for a two count. J escapes Tempers and reaches for the hot tag, but Vain leaps off the apron to avoid it. Azreal catches J on a slingshot rana attempt and powerbombs straight to hell. J kicks out at 2¾. J doesn’t learn his lesson as Tempers plants him with a slam on a cross body attempt. Azreal tags in and misses a frogsplash. We go to a second commercial break so that Johnson can learn everyone’s name. J struggles to climb to the High Rent District and wipes out Azreal with a high cross bodyblock. J crawls to his corner, but again Vain walks along the apron to an adjacent turnbuckle to avoid the tag. J escapes the Rejects and forces Vain in by tagging him. The Rejects beat on Vain. Vain goes for the tag, but his plan backfires when J leaps to floor. Tempers grabs a handful of trunks on a rollup to pin Vain for the victory.
POSTMATCH: Slim J & Vain brawl at ringside, but the real story here is when the NWA Elite launch an attack on the Rejects. Wilson throws a panic at ringside as the Rejects are getting their asses handed to them. Tank & Iceberg arrive just in a nick of time to save their brethren. Bailey dips, heads to the back and fails to bring out Abomination. In the ring, Wilson pours lighter fluid on Azreal’s kick. Wilson points at Bailey, “This is one’s for you.” Azreal lights his foot on fire and accidentally kicks Tank instead of Onyx. Onyx attacks Azreal while his leg is ON FIRE~! It takes a fire extinguisher to wipe out the blaze. The NWA Elite clean house. Bailey motions to Abomination to enter the ring. He clotheslines Tempers and tree slams Azreal. Dominous mounts the apron to confront Abomination. Wilson will have none of it and retreats. If this doesn’t garner a “Holy nuts” chant, nothing will.
WINNER: Azreal & Tempers.
COMMENTS: This most certainly was a fun match. The storytelling was simple and effective. J is a d**n good seller and convincing face-in-peril. The postmatch was well executed. I feared for Azreal’s safety when his boot kept on burning, but I don’t refer to him as the Satanic Pyromaniac for no reason at all.
RATING: **¾
2. Seth Delay & Adrian Hawkins vs. the Texas Treats (Don Juan & “thingyy” Chris Marble)
THE MATCH: Don Juan is always a treat given that he is one half of the Burrito Rolling Tag Team Champions of the World. Johnson is familiar with the Treats because they are Alejandro’s cousins. Does that mean that the Texas Treats earn more than minimum wage? Hawkins connects with a fancy knee to Juan’s back and follows up with a suplex. Johnson notes that Hawkins held the TV Title for a cup of coffee, but would have a title reign the size of a Big Gulp if he hung with Delay. The charismatic Don Juan plays the face-in-peril here. He sits on the top rope and wipes out Hawkins with some sort of move. Delay and Marble tag in. Marble delivers a huge backdrop to Delay. Juan lands a middle rope double knee to Delay. Marble makes the cover, but Hawkins distracts the referee by frisking his hair. Hawkins intelligently breaks the cover once he has finished styling the referee’s hair. Marble boots Delay and Hawkins hooks up for the Unprettier, but the lights go out! After Anarchy has paid its electric bill, Patrick Bentley appears like a thief in the night and motions a throat slash. The lights go out and come back on again. Marble catches Hawkins off guard with a lungblower for the win.
WINNER: The Texas Treats.
COMMENTS: I love the potential the Delay/Bentley feud has, but it’s like hardly anyone cares. However, it seemed like they received much more heat than in previous encounters. The match itself was good and Hawkins looked much better today.
RATING: *½
3. NWA Anarchy Heavyweight Title: Chad Parham (ch.) vs. Todd Sexton
PREMATCH: Parham orders tonight’s jobber to enter the ring. Much to his surprise, it’s Todd Sexton.
THE MATCH: Johnson can’t believe that Rockwell picked a pathetic scam artist like Todd Sexton. Sexton sends Parham packing by dominating the early going. Johnson vows to quit if Parham taps out. I dread that thought because the program wouldn’t be as entertaining. Worse, Alejandro would lose his job as Johnson’s informer. After commercial, Johnson tries to wiggle out the situation and changes the conversation to Parham being in a higher class than Sexton, a man who has wrestled twice in 14 months. Sexton plays the Spoiler and lands a legdrop on Parham’s arm. Johnson continues to insult Sexton by saying that even if you take away the piledriver, Parham can still win with the double stomp. Even that gimp Jameson could execute a double stomp. Wow, Johnson is out there. Now he mentions that Parham can kills two stones with one bird. Parham takes over and snaps Sexton’s neck on the top rope. Did you know that Rosa Parks didn’t sit down on the bus because she was saving a seat for Chad Parham? Wait a minute. That would make Parham over 80 to 90 years of age! It’s official, Johnson has officially flipped like Rosie O’Donnell. To the floor, Parham further injures Sexton with a Rude Awakening on the floor. After commercial, Parham makes the cover for a two count. Johnson suggests Sexton join the Witness Protection program. Sexton slips out of a suplex and collides with Parham after bouncing off the ropes. The referee administers his count as Sexton continues to hold his neck. Parham connects with his patented vertical suplex. Sexton employs Japanese psychology by no selling and nipping up. He goes on an offensive flurry. Sexton heads to the top rope where Parham stops him. Parham rocket launches Sexton. He goes for a senton, but Sexton catches him with the knees. Sexton locks on the Sharpshooter. Will Parham tap? No, because he makes it to the ropes. Sexton continues to sell his neck. He sets for the superkick, but Parham ducks. Sexton rolls Parham over with a victory roll for a two count and then Parham rolls over for a two count. They arise and Sexton scores a pair of two counts with a pair of rollup. They fight over a backslide, but Parham flips over. Parham sets up for a piledriver, but Sexton rolls over to the Sexton Stretch. The crowd commands Chad to tap. Parham escapes with an eye rake. Sexton attempts the move again, but Parham into the referee. With the referee turned around, Parham guarantees Sexton won’t be making any children tonight. Parham wins with the piledriver.
WINNER: Chad Parham retains.
POSTMATCH: Parham grabs a chair and shoves the referee aside. Parham sets up for a piledriver on the chair, but Rockwell chases him off.
COMMENTS: This match was a thousand times better than their encounter as Season’s Beatings ’06. Sexton didn’t look vanilla and had a connection with the crowd. This was the Todd Sexton of old and was superb selling his neck. Many wrestlers don’t even bother to see any more, but Sexton did. I appreciate it when wrestlers are more interested in making sure storylines are conveyed than just trying to pull out a bunch of unneeded Highspots. The ending sequence was well executed. I’m personally looking forward to Parham wrestling Rockwell down the road. Johnson’s jokes were on a hysterical level throughout the match, almost Bobby Heenan hysterical.
RATING: ***¼
- OVERALL: Download the show. The color commentating is funny throughout. I can’t imagine anyone broadcaster not going through a whole broadcast without laughing at Johnson. This episode has two awesome TV matches that are must sees.
- DOWNLOAD: www.thesuperstation.net/nwaanarchy.html.
Episode 61
April 30, 2007
- We begin this episode of Anarchy with a replay of Ace Rockwell surprising Sal Rinauro to retain the NWA Anarchy TV Title. The story behind this is that Chad Parham chose Rinauro to face Rockwell and this week, we will find out who Rockwell has chosen to face Parham for the coveted NWA Anarchy Heavyweight Title.
WRESTLING: (n.) \’res-ling\ A sport of contest in which two individuals face off in unarmed combat.
ANARCHY: (n.) \an-ar-key\ (1) A state of lawlessness due to absence of authority. (2) A complete lack of order.
What happens when you mix the two together? NWA-Anarchy!
- John Johnson interviews Jerry Palmer regarding Al Getz’s recently charged comments. Before Palmer can speak on this, Sal Rinauro rudely interrupts him. Rinauro pregnant doges, pregnant doges and pregnant doges at Palmer for not being recognized. Palmer takes one look at him and tells Rinauro to carry his sorry ass back home. Rinauro obliges. Johnson tries to ask Palmer about Getz again, but this time Jeremy Vain inquires about his TV Title shot. Then Slim J interjects himself. Well, Palmer has just about had it. If I were him, I’d tell them to get the hell out my d**n face and put them in the ring with Scotty Blaze so he can chop the living flesh off their chests. Well, Palmer has a brighter idea by playing matchmaker. He commands them to settle their differences in the squared circle, BUSTER~! Johnson asks one last time about and Palmer blows him off. I can’t necessarily blame him.
- Tonight on Anarchy, it’s Slim J & Jeremy Vain vs. the Devil’s Rejects and Chad Parham vs. an opponent of Rockwell’s choosing.
1. Slim J & Jeremy Vain vs. the Devil’s Rejects (Azreal & Shaun Tempers) W/Dan Wilson & the Staff of Righteousness!
THE MATCH: It’s Eddie, not Ernie. Either Johnson has been reading my reports for far too long or I have been listening to Johnson too long. It doesn’t matter. Well, this match should be very interesting since J & Vain are on opposite sides of the spectrum. J starts out with Azreal by slapping him. Azreal slaps him back. So Slim J cinches in his version of a vice grip. After commercial, J tags in Vain, who cinches in a headlock of his own. Meanwhile, Rich admits that Johnson was right that Rinauro’s foot was underneath the rope when he wrestled Rockwell. J & Vain make quick tags as Johnson continues to blather to Rich. The Rejects take over when Tempers whips J into the ropes so that Dan Wilson can trip him up. Tempers catches J with a back suplex to swing the momentum in the Reject’s favor. Azreal stiffs J with several chops and a running knee for a two count on an arrogant Randy Savage style foot cover. J fires back, but Tempers catches him with a nice powerslam for a two count. J escapes Tempers and reaches for the hot tag, but Vain leaps off the apron to avoid it. Azreal catches J on a slingshot rana attempt and powerbombs straight to hell. J kicks out at 2¾. J doesn’t learn his lesson as Tempers plants him with a slam on a cross body attempt. Azreal tags in and misses a frogsplash. We go to a second commercial break so that Johnson can learn everyone’s name. J struggles to climb to the High Rent District and wipes out Azreal with a high cross bodyblock. J crawls to his corner, but again Vain walks along the apron to an adjacent turnbuckle to avoid the tag. J escapes the Rejects and forces Vain in by tagging him. The Rejects beat on Vain. Vain goes for the tag, but his plan backfires when J leaps to floor. Tempers grabs a handful of trunks on a rollup to pin Vain for the victory.
POSTMATCH: Slim J & Vain brawl at ringside, but the real story here is when the NWA Elite launch an attack on the Rejects. Wilson throws a panic at ringside as the Rejects are getting their asses handed to them. Tank & Iceberg arrive just in a nick of time to save their brethren. Bailey dips, heads to the back and fails to bring out Abomination. In the ring, Wilson pours lighter fluid on Azreal’s kick. Wilson points at Bailey, “This is one’s for you.” Azreal lights his foot on fire and accidentally kicks Tank instead of Onyx. Onyx attacks Azreal while his leg is ON FIRE~! It takes a fire extinguisher to wipe out the blaze. The NWA Elite clean house. Bailey motions to Abomination to enter the ring. He clotheslines Tempers and tree slams Azreal. Dominous mounts the apron to confront Abomination. Wilson will have none of it and retreats. If this doesn’t garner a “Holy nuts” chant, nothing will.
WINNER: Azreal & Tempers.
COMMENTS: This most certainly was a fun match. The storytelling was simple and effective. J is a d**n good seller and convincing face-in-peril. The postmatch was well executed. I feared for Azreal’s safety when his boot kept on burning, but I don’t refer to him as the Satanic Pyromaniac for no reason at all.
RATING: **¾
2. Seth Delay & Adrian Hawkins vs. the Texas Treats (Don Juan & “thingyy” Chris Marble)
THE MATCH: Don Juan is always a treat given that he is one half of the Burrito Rolling Tag Team Champions of the World. Johnson is familiar with the Treats because they are Alejandro’s cousins. Does that mean that the Texas Treats earn more than minimum wage? Hawkins connects with a fancy knee to Juan’s back and follows up with a suplex. Johnson notes that Hawkins held the TV Title for a cup of coffee, but would have a title reign the size of a Big Gulp if he hung with Delay. The charismatic Don Juan plays the face-in-peril here. He sits on the top rope and wipes out Hawkins with some sort of move. Delay and Marble tag in. Marble delivers a huge backdrop to Delay. Juan lands a middle rope double knee to Delay. Marble makes the cover, but Hawkins distracts the referee by frisking his hair. Hawkins intelligently breaks the cover once he has finished styling the referee’s hair. Marble boots Delay and Hawkins hooks up for the Unprettier, but the lights go out! After Anarchy has paid its electric bill, Patrick Bentley appears like a thief in the night and motions a throat slash. The lights go out and come back on again. Marble catches Hawkins off guard with a lungblower for the win.
WINNER: The Texas Treats.
COMMENTS: I love the potential the Delay/Bentley feud has, but it’s like hardly anyone cares. However, it seemed like they received much more heat than in previous encounters. The match itself was good and Hawkins looked much better today.
RATING: *½
3. NWA Anarchy Heavyweight Title: Chad Parham (ch.) vs. Todd Sexton
PREMATCH: Parham orders tonight’s jobber to enter the ring. Much to his surprise, it’s Todd Sexton.
THE MATCH: Johnson can’t believe that Rockwell picked a pathetic scam artist like Todd Sexton. Sexton sends Parham packing by dominating the early going. Johnson vows to quit if Parham taps out. I dread that thought because the program wouldn’t be as entertaining. Worse, Alejandro would lose his job as Johnson’s informer. After commercial, Johnson tries to wiggle out the situation and changes the conversation to Parham being in a higher class than Sexton, a man who has wrestled twice in 14 months. Sexton plays the Spoiler and lands a legdrop on Parham’s arm. Johnson continues to insult Sexton by saying that even if you take away the piledriver, Parham can still win with the double stomp. Even that gimp Jameson could execute a double stomp. Wow, Johnson is out there. Now he mentions that Parham can kills two stones with one bird. Parham takes over and snaps Sexton’s neck on the top rope. Did you know that Rosa Parks didn’t sit down on the bus because she was saving a seat for Chad Parham? Wait a minute. That would make Parham over 80 to 90 years of age! It’s official, Johnson has officially flipped like Rosie O’Donnell. To the floor, Parham further injures Sexton with a Rude Awakening on the floor. After commercial, Parham makes the cover for a two count. Johnson suggests Sexton join the Witness Protection program. Sexton slips out of a suplex and collides with Parham after bouncing off the ropes. The referee administers his count as Sexton continues to hold his neck. Parham connects with his patented vertical suplex. Sexton employs Japanese psychology by no selling and nipping up. He goes on an offensive flurry. Sexton heads to the top rope where Parham stops him. Parham rocket launches Sexton. He goes for a senton, but Sexton catches him with the knees. Sexton locks on the Sharpshooter. Will Parham tap? No, because he makes it to the ropes. Sexton continues to sell his neck. He sets for the superkick, but Parham ducks. Sexton rolls Parham over with a victory roll for a two count and then Parham rolls over for a two count. They arise and Sexton scores a pair of two counts with a pair of rollup. They fight over a backslide, but Parham flips over. Parham sets up for a piledriver, but Sexton rolls over to the Sexton Stretch. The crowd commands Chad to tap. Parham escapes with an eye rake. Sexton attempts the move again, but Parham into the referee. With the referee turned around, Parham guarantees Sexton won’t be making any children tonight. Parham wins with the piledriver.
WINNER: Chad Parham retains.
POSTMATCH: Parham grabs a chair and shoves the referee aside. Parham sets up for a piledriver on the chair, but Rockwell chases him off.
COMMENTS: This match was a thousand times better than their encounter as Season’s Beatings ’06. Sexton didn’t look vanilla and had a connection with the crowd. This was the Todd Sexton of old and was superb selling his neck. Many wrestlers don’t even bother to see any more, but Sexton did. I appreciate it when wrestlers are more interested in making sure storylines are conveyed than just trying to pull out a bunch of unneeded Highspots. The ending sequence was well executed. I’m personally looking forward to Parham wrestling Rockwell down the road. Johnson’s jokes were on a hysterical level throughout the match, almost Bobby Heenan hysterical.
RATING: ***¼
- OVERALL: Download the show. The color commentating is funny throughout. I can’t imagine anyone broadcaster not going through a whole broadcast without laughing at Johnson. This episode has two awesome TV matches that are must sees.
- DOWNLOAD: www.thesuperstation.net/nwaanarchy.html.