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NWA Anarchy
Episode 62
May 5, 2007
- This episode of Anarchy begins with a replay of Chad Parham using a distracted referee to low blow Todd Sexton and beat him with a piledriver to retain the NWA Anarchy Heavyweight Title. In other events, the Satanic Pyromaniac Azreal accidentally delivering a flaming boot to Tank. Jeff G Bailey called out Abomination to obliterate the Iceberg and force the Devil’s Rejects to retreat.
WRESTLING: (n.) \’res-ling\ A sport of contest in which two individuals face off in unarmed combat.
ANARCHY: (n.) \an-ar-key\ (1) A state of lawlessness due to absence of authority. (2) A complete lack of order.
What happens when you mix the two together? NWA-Anarchy!
- Greg Hunter returns by promoting the upcoming Hardcore Hell super show. He recaps the gruesome events of the Flaming Boot. This week on Anarchy, Hunter has an exclusive interview with NWA Anarchy Heavyweight Champion Chad Parham and the Texas Hitmen take on the NWA Elite.
- Greg Hunter introduces a key component of the 11th annual Hardcore Hell, Chad Parham with his STARBUCKS COFFEE~! Hunter notes than Parham has takes on all comers, but a bullseye is pained on his back. Slim J and Ace Rockwell have their eyes set on Parham. Parham calls himself the best wrestler on television today and wants to know who is going to get piledrived in the main event. After a poorly times commercial break, Slim J confronts Parham about never receiving a rematch. Parham says J doesn’t deserve a rematch. Cue the Jeremy Vain music as he heads out to stake his claim for NWA gold. Vain believes it’s clear that he deserves a shot at both singles titles in Anarchy. Well, that only leaves Ace Rockwell out and guess what happens next? Yeah, cue Ace Rockwell’s entrance music. Rockwell reminds Parham he already beat him and can take away his legendary status. Owner Jerry Palmer has had enough of everyone’s shenanigans and decides to settle the differences with a Double Jeopardy match where the winner can leave with two titles. If either champion is pinned, he loses his respective title.
- John Johnson interviews Seth Delay & Adrian Hawkins. Johnson inquires about Patrick Bentley’s disappearing act. Delay can solve the Bentley problem and dispose a rat infestation by bringing out the pythons. Delay predicts the problems will be over tonight. Then, Brett Thunder interrupts Hawkins by asking him are they still tag team partners. Delay tells Thunder to hit the ring because he is taking on Hawkins tonight.
1. Adrian Hawkins vs. Brett Thunder
THE MATCH: Johnson welcomes Hunter back after quail hunting with thingy Cheney. The story of Thunder in Anarchy is this; he single-handedly beat the Texas Wrestling Academy, tagged with Adrian Hawkins and turned into a jobber. Thunder maintains the early advantage by grounding Hawkins. Hawkins takes over with an eye gouge and side backbreaker. After commercial, Thunder lands a dropkick when Hawkins heads to the High Rent District. Thunder goes on an offensive rampage and scores a two count with a cross bodyblock. Thunder heads to the ropes, but Delay grabs his leg. Hawkins uses the distraction to finish off Thunder with the Unprettier.
WINNER: Adrian Hawkins.
POSTMATCH: Delay proclaims it is not time to celebrate and commands Patrick Bentley to head out.
COMMENTS: The match itself wasn’t very long and only to cover up a loophole in the storylines.
RATING: N/A
2. Seth Delay vs. Patrick Bentley
THE MATCH: Bentley mysteriously appears after the NWA Arena momentarily regains its electricity. Delay gains control when he catches Bentley heading back into the ring. Delay connects with a vertical suplex for a two count. Johnson insinuates that Delay carried the tag team. Delay mounts Bentley for the 10 Shots of Doom. Bentley takes exception to Delay’s arrogance with an inverted atomic drop. Delay scores a two count after a Fireman’s carry into a spinning Samoan drop. Delay leaps off the top turnbuckle and Bentley catches him in the mush with a pair of boots. Bentley fires back with Polish Power and a field goal. He sends Delay flying to the hardwood with a flying knee. Bentley heads up to the top turnbuckle and gets nasty with a huge cross bodyblock. Bentley rolls him back in the ring and almost puts Delay away with a Sunset bomb. Hawkins appears from underneath the ring and promptly attacks Bentley for the DQ. Bentley hoists Hawkins in midair with his bear hands, but Delay makes the save with a chair shot. Bentley rises up, but Delay literally shuts his power off with a chair shot to the dome. Delay prances over an unconscious Bentley. The referees check on Bentley as the evil duo heads back to ringside.
WINNER: Bentley by DQ.
COMMENTS: The reason this feud doesn’t work is because they don’t have the necessary chemistry. It’s similar to the Rock & Roll Express split. As a tag team, Ricky Morton & Robert Gibson were among the best ever, but as opponents, they lacked the right chemistry to put on a great feud. The fans would rather remember all the great matches these two provided over the years instead of how they broke up. Sometimes when the good times end, it’s just best to let both men go separate ways. Both wrestlers are great talents and should become accomplished singles wrestlers as well. Delay’s antics should make a great heel. Bentley has just as much potential and hopefully he’ll receive some good storylines to work with. Correct me if I’m wrong, but I think Bentley might be served well by joining the Rejects or the Elite if the character direction is to explore his dark side.
RATING: *
- Al Getz tells the Anarchy Angel Mary that she looks like a tramp, is a tramp and smells like a tramp. He commands her to step aside so that he can show her what a real man is. Getz promises to shatter Austin Creed’s & Hayden Young’s dream for having the audacity to step to Justice Served. Getz calls the Urban Assault Squad garbage. Justice Served & Al Getz are the judge, the jury and the executioner. Getz concludes by telling Mary to serve him a soda. Getz is awesome.
3. NWA Elite (Onyx & Jeff Lewis) w/Jeff G Bailey & Abomination vs. the Texas Hitmen (Skitzo & Bigg Dogg)
THE MATCH: The Hitmen begin the match by focusing their attack on the Feature Presentation. Dogg tags back in and places himself in a pair of questionable positions with Lewis. The Hitmen use double team tactics upon Lewis. Lewis escapes with an uppercut to Skitzo and tags in Onyx. Onyx lands a brutal clothesline in the corner as the Elite work over Skitzo. Dogg receives the tag and all hell breaks loose. Lewis sends Skitzo rolling to the floor with the Final Curtain which allows Onyx to finish off Dog with the full nelson.
WINNER: NWA Elite via submission.
POSTMATCH: Jeff G Bailey commanders the mike and checks on Onyx, who has not moved since he forced Dog to pass out to the full nelson. We shift to several moments later with Bailey going on another entertaining diatribe about the Elite destroying the Rejects. The Reverend and the Rejects launches an insurmountable attack on Lewis. Azreal pours out the lighter fluid and prepares to light his boot, but Bill Behrens heads out to stop the madness. He scorns Dan Wilson and Jeff G Bailey. He parts the entranceway like the Red Sea and expresses his disdain for the actions of the both feuding factions. He asks why they want to destroy the platform that they perform on. Behrens decides to allow them to settle differences in an Anarchy rules match at Hardcore Hell. The fans decide what weapons the participants will use. Behrens issues the warning if any member of the Rejects or the Elite touch each other before Hardcore Hell or they will be banned from professional wrestling forever. This will be only the third Anarchy Rules match ever with the first two being Iceberg vs. Scotty Wrenn and Ace Rockwell vs. Shaun Tempers, both involving a member of the Rejects.
COMMENTS: It’s a good thing that the aftermath was more important because the match was a cluster. The main point of the segment was to get over the importance of the Anarchy rules match and how rarely it is used in the promotion. The TNA booking department who is out of tune with reality (NAMELY DUTCH MANTELL) could learn a lot by watching this feud and how to book one. Further, Behrens, the performers and announcing team made it clear than gimmick matches are rarity in Anarchy and are used only to settle major feuds, something that TNA hasn’t figured out yet. Behrens made it clear that this match at Hardcore Hell will not be for the faint hearted, so you can expect a bloodbath. Enough can’t be said about the hatred between both factions and how well they exhibit them. Right now, this is by far one of the hottest feuds in professional wrestling and is a must see.
RATING: ½*
- OVERALL: The major focus of this week’s episode was to set up the main events for Hardcore Hell. There was little wrestling and the first match didn’t start until about the 16 minute mark.
- DOWNLOAD: www.thesuperstation.net/nwaanarchy.html.
Episode 62
May 5, 2007
- This episode of Anarchy begins with a replay of Chad Parham using a distracted referee to low blow Todd Sexton and beat him with a piledriver to retain the NWA Anarchy Heavyweight Title. In other events, the Satanic Pyromaniac Azreal accidentally delivering a flaming boot to Tank. Jeff G Bailey called out Abomination to obliterate the Iceberg and force the Devil’s Rejects to retreat.
WRESTLING: (n.) \’res-ling\ A sport of contest in which two individuals face off in unarmed combat.
ANARCHY: (n.) \an-ar-key\ (1) A state of lawlessness due to absence of authority. (2) A complete lack of order.
What happens when you mix the two together? NWA-Anarchy!
- Greg Hunter returns by promoting the upcoming Hardcore Hell super show. He recaps the gruesome events of the Flaming Boot. This week on Anarchy, Hunter has an exclusive interview with NWA Anarchy Heavyweight Champion Chad Parham and the Texas Hitmen take on the NWA Elite.
- Greg Hunter introduces a key component of the 11th annual Hardcore Hell, Chad Parham with his STARBUCKS COFFEE~! Hunter notes than Parham has takes on all comers, but a bullseye is pained on his back. Slim J and Ace Rockwell have their eyes set on Parham. Parham calls himself the best wrestler on television today and wants to know who is going to get piledrived in the main event. After a poorly times commercial break, Slim J confronts Parham about never receiving a rematch. Parham says J doesn’t deserve a rematch. Cue the Jeremy Vain music as he heads out to stake his claim for NWA gold. Vain believes it’s clear that he deserves a shot at both singles titles in Anarchy. Well, that only leaves Ace Rockwell out and guess what happens next? Yeah, cue Ace Rockwell’s entrance music. Rockwell reminds Parham he already beat him and can take away his legendary status. Owner Jerry Palmer has had enough of everyone’s shenanigans and decides to settle the differences with a Double Jeopardy match where the winner can leave with two titles. If either champion is pinned, he loses his respective title.
- John Johnson interviews Seth Delay & Adrian Hawkins. Johnson inquires about Patrick Bentley’s disappearing act. Delay can solve the Bentley problem and dispose a rat infestation by bringing out the pythons. Delay predicts the problems will be over tonight. Then, Brett Thunder interrupts Hawkins by asking him are they still tag team partners. Delay tells Thunder to hit the ring because he is taking on Hawkins tonight.
1. Adrian Hawkins vs. Brett Thunder
THE MATCH: Johnson welcomes Hunter back after quail hunting with thingy Cheney. The story of Thunder in Anarchy is this; he single-handedly beat the Texas Wrestling Academy, tagged with Adrian Hawkins and turned into a jobber. Thunder maintains the early advantage by grounding Hawkins. Hawkins takes over with an eye gouge and side backbreaker. After commercial, Thunder lands a dropkick when Hawkins heads to the High Rent District. Thunder goes on an offensive rampage and scores a two count with a cross bodyblock. Thunder heads to the ropes, but Delay grabs his leg. Hawkins uses the distraction to finish off Thunder with the Unprettier.
WINNER: Adrian Hawkins.
POSTMATCH: Delay proclaims it is not time to celebrate and commands Patrick Bentley to head out.
COMMENTS: The match itself wasn’t very long and only to cover up a loophole in the storylines.
RATING: N/A
2. Seth Delay vs. Patrick Bentley
THE MATCH: Bentley mysteriously appears after the NWA Arena momentarily regains its electricity. Delay gains control when he catches Bentley heading back into the ring. Delay connects with a vertical suplex for a two count. Johnson insinuates that Delay carried the tag team. Delay mounts Bentley for the 10 Shots of Doom. Bentley takes exception to Delay’s arrogance with an inverted atomic drop. Delay scores a two count after a Fireman’s carry into a spinning Samoan drop. Delay leaps off the top turnbuckle and Bentley catches him in the mush with a pair of boots. Bentley fires back with Polish Power and a field goal. He sends Delay flying to the hardwood with a flying knee. Bentley heads up to the top turnbuckle and gets nasty with a huge cross bodyblock. Bentley rolls him back in the ring and almost puts Delay away with a Sunset bomb. Hawkins appears from underneath the ring and promptly attacks Bentley for the DQ. Bentley hoists Hawkins in midair with his bear hands, but Delay makes the save with a chair shot. Bentley rises up, but Delay literally shuts his power off with a chair shot to the dome. Delay prances over an unconscious Bentley. The referees check on Bentley as the evil duo heads back to ringside.
WINNER: Bentley by DQ.
COMMENTS: The reason this feud doesn’t work is because they don’t have the necessary chemistry. It’s similar to the Rock & Roll Express split. As a tag team, Ricky Morton & Robert Gibson were among the best ever, but as opponents, they lacked the right chemistry to put on a great feud. The fans would rather remember all the great matches these two provided over the years instead of how they broke up. Sometimes when the good times end, it’s just best to let both men go separate ways. Both wrestlers are great talents and should become accomplished singles wrestlers as well. Delay’s antics should make a great heel. Bentley has just as much potential and hopefully he’ll receive some good storylines to work with. Correct me if I’m wrong, but I think Bentley might be served well by joining the Rejects or the Elite if the character direction is to explore his dark side.
RATING: *
- Al Getz tells the Anarchy Angel Mary that she looks like a tramp, is a tramp and smells like a tramp. He commands her to step aside so that he can show her what a real man is. Getz promises to shatter Austin Creed’s & Hayden Young’s dream for having the audacity to step to Justice Served. Getz calls the Urban Assault Squad garbage. Justice Served & Al Getz are the judge, the jury and the executioner. Getz concludes by telling Mary to serve him a soda. Getz is awesome.
3. NWA Elite (Onyx & Jeff Lewis) w/Jeff G Bailey & Abomination vs. the Texas Hitmen (Skitzo & Bigg Dogg)
THE MATCH: The Hitmen begin the match by focusing their attack on the Feature Presentation. Dogg tags back in and places himself in a pair of questionable positions with Lewis. The Hitmen use double team tactics upon Lewis. Lewis escapes with an uppercut to Skitzo and tags in Onyx. Onyx lands a brutal clothesline in the corner as the Elite work over Skitzo. Dogg receives the tag and all hell breaks loose. Lewis sends Skitzo rolling to the floor with the Final Curtain which allows Onyx to finish off Dog with the full nelson.
WINNER: NWA Elite via submission.
POSTMATCH: Jeff G Bailey commanders the mike and checks on Onyx, who has not moved since he forced Dog to pass out to the full nelson. We shift to several moments later with Bailey going on another entertaining diatribe about the Elite destroying the Rejects. The Reverend and the Rejects launches an insurmountable attack on Lewis. Azreal pours out the lighter fluid and prepares to light his boot, but Bill Behrens heads out to stop the madness. He scorns Dan Wilson and Jeff G Bailey. He parts the entranceway like the Red Sea and expresses his disdain for the actions of the both feuding factions. He asks why they want to destroy the platform that they perform on. Behrens decides to allow them to settle differences in an Anarchy rules match at Hardcore Hell. The fans decide what weapons the participants will use. Behrens issues the warning if any member of the Rejects or the Elite touch each other before Hardcore Hell or they will be banned from professional wrestling forever. This will be only the third Anarchy Rules match ever with the first two being Iceberg vs. Scotty Wrenn and Ace Rockwell vs. Shaun Tempers, both involving a member of the Rejects.
COMMENTS: It’s a good thing that the aftermath was more important because the match was a cluster. The main point of the segment was to get over the importance of the Anarchy rules match and how rarely it is used in the promotion. The TNA booking department who is out of tune with reality (NAMELY DUTCH MANTELL) could learn a lot by watching this feud and how to book one. Further, Behrens, the performers and announcing team made it clear than gimmick matches are rarity in Anarchy and are used only to settle major feuds, something that TNA hasn’t figured out yet. Behrens made it clear that this match at Hardcore Hell will not be for the faint hearted, so you can expect a bloodbath. Enough can’t be said about the hatred between both factions and how well they exhibit them. Right now, this is by far one of the hottest feuds in professional wrestling and is a must see.
RATING: ½*
- OVERALL: The major focus of this week’s episode was to set up the main events for Hardcore Hell. There was little wrestling and the first match didn’t start until about the 16 minute mark.
- DOWNLOAD: www.thesuperstation.net/nwaanarchy.html.