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NWA Anarchy
Episode 64
May 21, 2007
- Last week, Slim J used a little chicanery and trickery to pull off the victory against Jeremy Vain in a match featuring two participants in the main event at Hardcore Hell.
WRESTLING: (n.) \’res-ling\ A sport of contest in which two individuals face off in unarmed combat.
ANARCHY: (n.) \an-ar-key\ (1) A state of lawlessness due to absence of authority. (2) A complete lack of order.
What happens when you mix the two together? NWA-Anarchy!
- Greg Hunter and John Johnson reminds use we are just two weeks away from the 11th Annual Hardcore Hell. Hunter recaps Slim J defeating Jeremy Vain and Chad Parham dousing Ace Rockwell’s face with a Starbucks latte. Johnson previews the Devil’s Rejects & NWA Elite 8 man tag match as they prepare for their Anarchy Rules match at Hardcore Hell and in the main event Justice Served defends the NWA Anarchy Tag Title against Truitt Fields & Phil Shatter.
1. Kyle Matthews w/Austin Alexander vs. Austin Creed w/Hayden Young
THE MATCH: Did you know Kyle Matthews is the man who made Brittany Spears go bald and enter rehab? I certainly didn’t, but that’s life according to John Johnson. Fernando informed us that Hayden Young is faking his shoulder injury due to some polygraph test he failed. Creed sends Matthews flying to the arena floor with a nice dropkick. After commercial, Matthews is in control and lands a flying forearm in the corner. Creed pulls some Japanese psychology by no selling and displays his pugilistic skills. Matthews drops Creed on the middle rope. Johnson calls Creed a bigger jerk than Hayden Young. Creed scores a two count with a cross bodyblock. Did you know the Brunettes were at Paris Hilton’s birthday party? You have to be real loser to hang with a bimbo like Paris. Creed counters a rana attempt with a huge powerbomb. Creed makes a big comeback. Alexander distracts Creed, but Young pulls him to the floor. Creed knocks out Matthews with the Monte Fisto. He applies a submission on Matthews, but releases the hold after Alexander clobbers Young. Matthews rolls up Creed for an extremely quick three count by the referee.
WINNER: Kyle Matthews
COMMENTS: This was your basic television match to advance the upcoming feud between both tag teams. It seemed Matthews was always in the right spot whenever Creed went high flying. Creed is improving every week and might be looking at a WWE developmental contract in the upcoming future. I wouldn’t have minded watching this go another five minutes.
RATING: *¾
2. The Devil’s Rejects (Azreal & Shaun Tempers & Tank & Iceberg) w/Dan Wilson & the Staff of Righteousness vs. JT Talent & Caesar Chavez & Jeff Jameson & Billy Buck
THE MATCH: It’s time to bring out tonight’s enhancement talent. The only question that begs to be offered is just how much brutality and torture would the Rejects subject the poor hapless souls to? Azreal unleashes Holy Hell with a pair of massive chops to Talent. Tempers takes personal offense to Chavez having the same last name of a certain civil rights activist. Jameson & Buck attack Iceberg, but he blocks a double suplex and connects with one of his own. That was sick. Tank catches Jameson in the corner with a savage Bundy avalanche and rolling cannonball. He follows up with a long delayed vertical suplex that would send Chad Parham into a jealous. Azreal tags in to punt Jameson and tosses him with a loud thud to the floor. Wilson takes the opportunity to attack Jameson with the Staff on the outside. Azreal allows Jameson to tag Talent in to inflict more damage. The Rejects turn this into an 8 way brawl that falls in the favor of the heathens. Iceberg squashes Talent with the Ground Zero splash, but Wilson instructs him not to pin Talent yet. Wilson calls for another blast and Iceberg is happy to oblige with the Ground Zero Senton for the win. Wilson jabs his staff into his fallen foe and poses for all the haters.
WINNER: The Devil’s Rejects.
COMMENTS: This was a savagely and outlandishly fun squash. The only things missing were weapons and blood.
RATING: **
3. Patrick Bentley vs. Adam Roberts w/Don Matthews
THE MATCH: Patrick Bentley always mystifies Johnson when appears like a thief in the night. Bentley takes a leap of faith with a Sunset flip, but Roberts Alabama slams him on the turnbuckle. Roberts follows up with a powerslam for a two count. He tosses Bentley to the floor where Matthews brutalizes him. Johnson is disgusted with Matthews’s tobacco spitting habit, but not as disgusting as Bentley’s oil rich hair. Roberts brutalizes Bentley with a series of forearms in the corner and follows up with a dropkick for a two counter. Johnson insinuates Seth Delay always carried his team and its Bentley’s fault he’s getting stretched in the ropes. Bentley kicks Matthews away, but Roberts destroys him by spearing him to the floor. Johnson calls Roberts a pillar of society and would give him the Key to the State if he were the governor of Alabama. Bentley escapes the bearhug with ear claps and a nice German release. Bentley connects with a bulldog and a running knee. Bentley mounts the top turnbuckle for a senton. Matthews climbs on the apron to distract the referee. Adrian Hawkins distracts Bentley and Delay chairs him to allow Bentley the victory. Roberts, Matthews, Delay & Hawkins take turns high fiving to celebrate their victory.
WINNER: Adam Roberts.
COMMENTS: This match was much better than what the crowd reaction was. Roberts was great and Bentley taking the moves was just as good. I’ll be glad when this Bentley vs. Hawkins & Delay feud is over.
RATING: *¾
4. NWA Elite (Jeff Lewis & Kory Chavis & Abomination) w/Jeff G Bailey vs. Chris King & Sly Storm & Andrew Pendleton III & Kristian Hayme
PREMATCH: Jeff G Bailey wasn’t impressed with the Reject’s squash and promises to deliver a beating they will never forget.
THE MATCH: The NWA Elite obliterate their opponents early on. Bailey enters the ring to lead Abomination to his corner. Johnson calls the Elite’s opponents the biggest jerks he’s ever seen. If only you met New Jack’s head trainer Saje Hilton. Chavis connects with the Spine Splitta, but picks up Hayme at one. Lewis and Chavis continue to make sure Hayme is a blessed scapegoat. Johnson calls Bailey a more sickening man because he is college educated. Lewis delivers the Final Curtain to the King of Queens before tagging out to Abomination. Storm attempts to save Abomination, but he gets tree slammed on King for the win. Afterwards, all four mean make an example of Storm & King.
WINNEES: NWA Elite
COMMENTS: This wasn’t as fun as the Reject’s squash, but Chavis was fun to watch as he brutalized Hayme.
RATING: *
5. NWA Anarchy Tag Team Titles: Justice Served (Jason Justice & Mikki Free) (ch.) with “Mr. Representation” Al Getz vs. Truitt Fields & Phil Shatter.
THE MATCH: The Marines dominates the early going by sending Justice Served to the floor. Fields wipes them out with a suicide senton. Back in the ring, Shatter catches Justice with a huge spinebuster. Shatter makes the cover, but Free makes the save. They take down Fields with a double slam. Fields tries to fight back, but JS teaches him a lesson by stiffing him at every occasion. After commercial, Fields buys himself time with a desperation tilt-a-whirl Russian legsweep on Justice. Getz distracts the referee to disallow the hot tag. They wipe out Fields to retain the tag titles.
WINNERS: Justice Served
POSTMATCH: Getz berates Mary after forcing her to hold the ropes. Getz assaults her and Jerry Palmer heads in to receive a beating. However, the Urban Assault Squad make the save. You can tell it’s “Kill the Crackers” time because UAS have introduced the Hang the Crackers by Hanging Nooses of Doom. Eddie Rich heads to the ring and hands the microphone to Palmer. Palmer doesn’t appreciate the actions of Justice Served and Getz laying their grimy paws on such a beautiful woman. Palmer books a double hangman’s match at Hardcore Hell for the NWA Anarchy Tag Team Titles. Palmer will be in UAS’s corner.
COMMENTS: Maybe it’s just me, but it looked like both teams were rushing to get the match in because of time constraints. Fields’s tilt-a-whirl into a Russian legsweep was nice. After UAS reintroduced the nooses, I’m looking for the “kill the cracker” chants to return.
RATING: ½*
- OVERALL: This week’s episode focused more on building storylines than actual wrestling. Next week is the legendary debate between Jeff G Bailey and Dan Wilson.
- DOWNLOAD: www.thesuperstation.net/nwaanarchy.html.
- MORE TV & DVD REVIEWS: www.airplanespin.com/home.html
Episode 64
May 21, 2007
- Last week, Slim J used a little chicanery and trickery to pull off the victory against Jeremy Vain in a match featuring two participants in the main event at Hardcore Hell.
WRESTLING: (n.) \’res-ling\ A sport of contest in which two individuals face off in unarmed combat.
ANARCHY: (n.) \an-ar-key\ (1) A state of lawlessness due to absence of authority. (2) A complete lack of order.
What happens when you mix the two together? NWA-Anarchy!
- Greg Hunter and John Johnson reminds use we are just two weeks away from the 11th Annual Hardcore Hell. Hunter recaps Slim J defeating Jeremy Vain and Chad Parham dousing Ace Rockwell’s face with a Starbucks latte. Johnson previews the Devil’s Rejects & NWA Elite 8 man tag match as they prepare for their Anarchy Rules match at Hardcore Hell and in the main event Justice Served defends the NWA Anarchy Tag Title against Truitt Fields & Phil Shatter.
1. Kyle Matthews w/Austin Alexander vs. Austin Creed w/Hayden Young
THE MATCH: Did you know Kyle Matthews is the man who made Brittany Spears go bald and enter rehab? I certainly didn’t, but that’s life according to John Johnson. Fernando informed us that Hayden Young is faking his shoulder injury due to some polygraph test he failed. Creed sends Matthews flying to the arena floor with a nice dropkick. After commercial, Matthews is in control and lands a flying forearm in the corner. Creed pulls some Japanese psychology by no selling and displays his pugilistic skills. Matthews drops Creed on the middle rope. Johnson calls Creed a bigger jerk than Hayden Young. Creed scores a two count with a cross bodyblock. Did you know the Brunettes were at Paris Hilton’s birthday party? You have to be real loser to hang with a bimbo like Paris. Creed counters a rana attempt with a huge powerbomb. Creed makes a big comeback. Alexander distracts Creed, but Young pulls him to the floor. Creed knocks out Matthews with the Monte Fisto. He applies a submission on Matthews, but releases the hold after Alexander clobbers Young. Matthews rolls up Creed for an extremely quick three count by the referee.
WINNER: Kyle Matthews
COMMENTS: This was your basic television match to advance the upcoming feud between both tag teams. It seemed Matthews was always in the right spot whenever Creed went high flying. Creed is improving every week and might be looking at a WWE developmental contract in the upcoming future. I wouldn’t have minded watching this go another five minutes.
RATING: *¾
2. The Devil’s Rejects (Azreal & Shaun Tempers & Tank & Iceberg) w/Dan Wilson & the Staff of Righteousness vs. JT Talent & Caesar Chavez & Jeff Jameson & Billy Buck
THE MATCH: It’s time to bring out tonight’s enhancement talent. The only question that begs to be offered is just how much brutality and torture would the Rejects subject the poor hapless souls to? Azreal unleashes Holy Hell with a pair of massive chops to Talent. Tempers takes personal offense to Chavez having the same last name of a certain civil rights activist. Jameson & Buck attack Iceberg, but he blocks a double suplex and connects with one of his own. That was sick. Tank catches Jameson in the corner with a savage Bundy avalanche and rolling cannonball. He follows up with a long delayed vertical suplex that would send Chad Parham into a jealous. Azreal tags in to punt Jameson and tosses him with a loud thud to the floor. Wilson takes the opportunity to attack Jameson with the Staff on the outside. Azreal allows Jameson to tag Talent in to inflict more damage. The Rejects turn this into an 8 way brawl that falls in the favor of the heathens. Iceberg squashes Talent with the Ground Zero splash, but Wilson instructs him not to pin Talent yet. Wilson calls for another blast and Iceberg is happy to oblige with the Ground Zero Senton for the win. Wilson jabs his staff into his fallen foe and poses for all the haters.
WINNER: The Devil’s Rejects.
COMMENTS: This was a savagely and outlandishly fun squash. The only things missing were weapons and blood.
RATING: **
3. Patrick Bentley vs. Adam Roberts w/Don Matthews
THE MATCH: Patrick Bentley always mystifies Johnson when appears like a thief in the night. Bentley takes a leap of faith with a Sunset flip, but Roberts Alabama slams him on the turnbuckle. Roberts follows up with a powerslam for a two count. He tosses Bentley to the floor where Matthews brutalizes him. Johnson is disgusted with Matthews’s tobacco spitting habit, but not as disgusting as Bentley’s oil rich hair. Roberts brutalizes Bentley with a series of forearms in the corner and follows up with a dropkick for a two counter. Johnson insinuates Seth Delay always carried his team and its Bentley’s fault he’s getting stretched in the ropes. Bentley kicks Matthews away, but Roberts destroys him by spearing him to the floor. Johnson calls Roberts a pillar of society and would give him the Key to the State if he were the governor of Alabama. Bentley escapes the bearhug with ear claps and a nice German release. Bentley connects with a bulldog and a running knee. Bentley mounts the top turnbuckle for a senton. Matthews climbs on the apron to distract the referee. Adrian Hawkins distracts Bentley and Delay chairs him to allow Bentley the victory. Roberts, Matthews, Delay & Hawkins take turns high fiving to celebrate their victory.
WINNER: Adam Roberts.
COMMENTS: This match was much better than what the crowd reaction was. Roberts was great and Bentley taking the moves was just as good. I’ll be glad when this Bentley vs. Hawkins & Delay feud is over.
RATING: *¾
4. NWA Elite (Jeff Lewis & Kory Chavis & Abomination) w/Jeff G Bailey vs. Chris King & Sly Storm & Andrew Pendleton III & Kristian Hayme
PREMATCH: Jeff G Bailey wasn’t impressed with the Reject’s squash and promises to deliver a beating they will never forget.
THE MATCH: The NWA Elite obliterate their opponents early on. Bailey enters the ring to lead Abomination to his corner. Johnson calls the Elite’s opponents the biggest jerks he’s ever seen. If only you met New Jack’s head trainer Saje Hilton. Chavis connects with the Spine Splitta, but picks up Hayme at one. Lewis and Chavis continue to make sure Hayme is a blessed scapegoat. Johnson calls Bailey a more sickening man because he is college educated. Lewis delivers the Final Curtain to the King of Queens before tagging out to Abomination. Storm attempts to save Abomination, but he gets tree slammed on King for the win. Afterwards, all four mean make an example of Storm & King.
WINNEES: NWA Elite
COMMENTS: This wasn’t as fun as the Reject’s squash, but Chavis was fun to watch as he brutalized Hayme.
RATING: *
5. NWA Anarchy Tag Team Titles: Justice Served (Jason Justice & Mikki Free) (ch.) with “Mr. Representation” Al Getz vs. Truitt Fields & Phil Shatter.
THE MATCH: The Marines dominates the early going by sending Justice Served to the floor. Fields wipes them out with a suicide senton. Back in the ring, Shatter catches Justice with a huge spinebuster. Shatter makes the cover, but Free makes the save. They take down Fields with a double slam. Fields tries to fight back, but JS teaches him a lesson by stiffing him at every occasion. After commercial, Fields buys himself time with a desperation tilt-a-whirl Russian legsweep on Justice. Getz distracts the referee to disallow the hot tag. They wipe out Fields to retain the tag titles.
WINNERS: Justice Served
POSTMATCH: Getz berates Mary after forcing her to hold the ropes. Getz assaults her and Jerry Palmer heads in to receive a beating. However, the Urban Assault Squad make the save. You can tell it’s “Kill the Crackers” time because UAS have introduced the Hang the Crackers by Hanging Nooses of Doom. Eddie Rich heads to the ring and hands the microphone to Palmer. Palmer doesn’t appreciate the actions of Justice Served and Getz laying their grimy paws on such a beautiful woman. Palmer books a double hangman’s match at Hardcore Hell for the NWA Anarchy Tag Team Titles. Palmer will be in UAS’s corner.
COMMENTS: Maybe it’s just me, but it looked like both teams were rushing to get the match in because of time constraints. Fields’s tilt-a-whirl into a Russian legsweep was nice. After UAS reintroduced the nooses, I’m looking for the “kill the cracker” chants to return.
RATING: ½*
- OVERALL: This week’s episode focused more on building storylines than actual wrestling. Next week is the legendary debate between Jeff G Bailey and Dan Wilson.
- DOWNLOAD: www.thesuperstation.net/nwaanarchy.html.
- MORE TV & DVD REVIEWS: www.airplanespin.com/home.html
