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NWA Anarchy
Episode 65
May 28, 2007
Hope everyone had a great Memorial Day. It's the unofficial first day of summer. Also, don't forget to remember all of our troops who have died to defend this great country of ours. I'm attending the show this Saturday at the NWA Arena for the first round of the NWA World Heavyweight Title Tournament. I'm missing the third consecutive show in my hometown to support local talent from Virginia and the Carolinas. By the way, drive down to Florida for Full Impact Pro. It's a great way to take some time off from work and support Anarchy wrestlers that work for FIP. They appreciate your support. Anyways, I'm the guy wearing the Quality Ass Whoopins shirt, feel free to introduce yourself. I might learn something for once.
WRESTLING: (n.) \’res-ling\ A sport of contest in which two individuals face off in unarmed combat.
ANARCHY: (n.) \an-ar-key\ (1) A state of lawlessness due to absence of authority. (2) A complete lack of order.
What happens when you mix the two together? NWA-Anarchy!
- This is the Last Stop on the Road to Hardcore Hell. Last week, Justice Served successfully defended the NWA Anarchy Tag Team Titles against Truitt & Shatter. Jerry Palmer and the Urban Assault Squad saved Mary from a heinous attack led by “Mr. Representation” Al Getz. UAS and JS will face off in a hanging match at HH. In the main event we have six man tag action, Jeremy Vain & Sal Rinauro & Chad Parham vs. Todd Sexton & Slim J & Ace Rockwell. Also, Bill Behrens moderates the Debate of the Century.
- Mary is backstage with Seth Delay & Adrian Hawkins. Hawkins rudely interrupts her and in all his thingyiness, reminds Mary that he is the youngest NWA Anarchy TV champion. What an arrogant jerk. Delay proclaims himself Chairman of Anarchy and God’s gift to women. Thankfully, Patrick Bentley attacks Delay during his evil tirade. Bentley sends Delay flying into the ring. Hawkins attempts to deliver a concussive blow with a metal chair, but Bentley stops and kills him with the Dirt Driver (Canadian Destroyer). Bentley blocks a second chair shot attempt and snatches it from Delay. Bentley calls for the microphone and challenges them to a handicap match at Hardcore Hell. It’s obvious that Delay is wearing the official color of cowardice, yellow.
1. Brandon Phoenix & Brody Ray Chase w/Adam Roberts & Kyle Matthews vs. Team Macktion (Krazy K & TJ Mack)
THE MATCH: Johnson accuses Hunter of yammering about Anger Inc. being allowed at ringside despite the fact that they don’t have a managerial license. Johnson covers for the heels saying they are supporting Brandon & Brody Ray and brags about having more friends than Hunter does. I learned the most important thing about friends from Bobby Heenan, a friend in need is a pest. Krazy unleashes a series of flippy floppy kicks on Phoenix. Team Macktion dominates Phoenix until he decides he has had enough. After commercial, Phoenix takes over with a powerslam. Krazy fights out of a slingshot with a chinblower. Mack receives the hot tag and cleans house. Team Macktion sets up for a Double 619 on Phoenix, but Anger Inc. lures them in for the save. Anger Inc. receives dualing dropkicks and gains a measure of revenge by jumping Team Macktion. Truitt & Shatter lays waste to the rudo contingent. These four teams will face off in an eight man tag at Hardcore Hell.
WINNER: Team Macktion
COMMENTS: This angle and the subsequent match setting up for Hardcore Hell seemed rush.
RATING: N/A
2. The DEBATE~! Jeff G Bailey vs. Dan Wilson w/the Staff of Righteousness
MODERATOR: Bill Behrens
THE MATCH: Behrens reminds both individuals that if either man touches the other, the match is called and his faction is banned from NWA Anarchy. After commercial, the debate for Dictator of the NWA Arena commences. Behrens calls Bailey negatively manipulating and wonders aloud why Wilson is out to destroy Jerry Palmer after a highly successful career as an announcer for NWA Wildside. Behrens wants to know why Wilson turned his ire to Bailey.
WILSON: Wilson begrudgingly admits he respected Jerry Palmer and Jeff G Bailey was a bigger fish to fry. Bailey doesn’t want anyone to know he has a heart and put Wilson under his wing. The pact was broken when Bailey brought Abyss and AJ Styles into Anarchy.
BAILEY: Bailey admits that Palmer paid him a gargantuan sum of money to bring in Abyss, but had nothing to do with the Phenomenal One returning. It’s a death wish to challenge Bailey when Wilson can’t beat a mere fireman. The crowd pops.
WILSON: Behrens reminds both managers of the numerous injuries they have been responsible for. To Bailey, his men are pawns because none of his clients have stayed with him more than on year. Wilson admits the injuries to his men and cares for his men. He would die for the Rejects, something that Bailey won’t say.
BAILEY: Behrens notices that Bailey has focused more on carnage than collecting titles in recent times. Bailey scorns Behrens for not receiving information from the horse’s mouth. Onyx is a casualty of war and no one held his hand going to the back. This won’t be the last time that Wilson’s troops will have to lick their wounds. He promises the NWA Elite will hurt every single member of the Rejects, Wilson included.
WILSON: Behrens hasn’t seen Tank or Dominous for weeks. Wilson will have a complete team of frothing animals. The Rejects will be in full strength for Hardcore Hell. He promises to put Bailey back to the retirement home to the crowd’s delight.
BAILEY: Behrens isn’t convinced that Onyx won’t participate in the Anarchy rules match. Bailey wants Wilson to announce the last member of the NWA Elite. A clip from Wildside past air and Wilson announces Young’s name. Wilson flips the table and Anarchy ensues. Security is forced to separate both men.
WINNER: A draw.
COMMENTS: If only Presidential debates were this awesome and this longer than 7 minutes. This debate answered several questions while leaving others unanswered.
RATING: ****
- Greg Hunter interviews the babyface contingent. Slim J says everything will be fine if Ace Rockwell isn’t caught in the Land of Confusion, BUSTER! Todd Sexton interrupts Slim and wants everyone to remain calm. Slim promises to deliver a receipt to Rockwell after a peaceful coexistence during the main event. Hunter reflects upon the match until he hears something go BOOM! He turns around and Rinauro is brandishing a barbell.
3. Jeremy Vain & Sal Rinauro & Chad Parham vs. Ace Rockwell & Slim J
THE MATCH: Hunter remains in the back to tend to Sexton, which means Rockwell & Slim must have a peaceful coexistence. Johnson asks Hunter why is it every time he is supposed to interview someone, something happens. Johnson is extremely happy that Rinauro rid the NWA Arena of the “Optically Challenged” Todd Sexton. Chad Fact #175: Parham kills 100% of germs while hand sanitizers are only 99.99% effective. Slim and Vain battle it out, just like they have been doing since Anarchy’s inception in 2005. Slim takes Vain over with a butterfly suplex for a two count. Vain distracts Rockwell and the referee to allow Rinauro to clothesline Slim. Meanwhile, Parham continues to rest on the ring apron. Vain connects with a gourdbuster on Slim for a two count. Parham finally tags in and lands a vicious running knee. Rockwell hurts his tag partner by slapping Parham. Rinauro stomps on Slim after receiving a blind tag. The referee refuses to count Slim’s shoulder to the canvas after a Rinauro suplex because a blind tag was made. Parham legally tags in. Slim counters the stalling vertical suplex by pounding on Parham’s head and rolling him up for a near fall. After commercial, Rinauro continues the assault on Slim using various choke tactics. The crowd rallies behind Slim and he fights back with a double stomp. Rockwell and Parham receive the tags. Rockwell mounts Parham for the 10 Shots of Doom. Parham shoves Rockwell aside on an Ace’s High attempt, tags to Rinauro and walks away. Parham commandeers his belt en route to the locker room. Rockwell slingshots Rinauro in and goes buck wild. Johnson chastises Rockwell for nailing Slim with the Ace’s High last week and admits to driving 300 miles with coffee in his face. My blind neighbor led the Los Angeles Clippers to an NBA championship. Rockwell uses a fisherman neckbreaker for a two count and a four way breaks down. Slim clotheslines Vain over the top rope to the floor. Rockwell kicks Rinauro away on a pinfall attempt into a Slim kick. Rinauro stumbles into a Rockwell spinebuster for a near fall. Rockwell mounts the top turnbuckle and Vain causes him to lose his balance. Vain tosses Slim to the floor and connects with the VKO on Rockwell. Rinauro completes the double team with a moonsault press for a near fall. Slim wipes out the heels with a double inverted DDT. He realizes Rockwell is the legal man and pulls him over Rinauro for a two count. Vain eludes a Stinger splash and follows up with a wheelbarrow suplex. Rinauro makes the cover for another near fall. Slim kicks Vain to the floor after being held hostage on the pinfall attempt. Rinauro turns his attention to Slim by tossing him to the floor, but pays the price when Rockwell connects with the Ace’s High.
POSTMATCH: Slim delivers a receipt with the Screwdriver on the Rocks on Rockwell. Is Slim turning heel? As Slim heads back to the entranceway, Parham blindsides with him a belt shot. Parham poses in mid ring as he lays the TV Title on Rockwell.
WINNER: Rockwell & Slim J
COMMENTS: This match was a lead in to Hardcore Hell and set up perfectly for future storylines. Possible future feuds set up include Slim J vs. Ace Rockwell (I doubt it, but it could happen) and Sexton vs. Rinauro, Parham lived up to his reputation as a chicken nuts hell by walking out on his partners when the going got rough. The ending lasted about 60 to 90 seconds too long. I liked the fact that Slim J remembered that Rockwell was the legal man at the end of the contest. It’s very seldom focus to detail in tag matches is used any more.
RATING: ***
- OVERALL: Aside from the setting two matches up for Hardcore Hell at the last minute, mostly everything on the show leading up to the big show. The main event and the Debate warrant watching for all wrestling fans.
- DOWNLOAD: www.thesuperstation.net/nwaanarchy.html.
Episode 65
May 28, 2007
Hope everyone had a great Memorial Day. It's the unofficial first day of summer. Also, don't forget to remember all of our troops who have died to defend this great country of ours. I'm attending the show this Saturday at the NWA Arena for the first round of the NWA World Heavyweight Title Tournament. I'm missing the third consecutive show in my hometown to support local talent from Virginia and the Carolinas. By the way, drive down to Florida for Full Impact Pro. It's a great way to take some time off from work and support Anarchy wrestlers that work for FIP. They appreciate your support. Anyways, I'm the guy wearing the Quality Ass Whoopins shirt, feel free to introduce yourself. I might learn something for once.
WRESTLING: (n.) \’res-ling\ A sport of contest in which two individuals face off in unarmed combat.
ANARCHY: (n.) \an-ar-key\ (1) A state of lawlessness due to absence of authority. (2) A complete lack of order.
What happens when you mix the two together? NWA-Anarchy!
- This is the Last Stop on the Road to Hardcore Hell. Last week, Justice Served successfully defended the NWA Anarchy Tag Team Titles against Truitt & Shatter. Jerry Palmer and the Urban Assault Squad saved Mary from a heinous attack led by “Mr. Representation” Al Getz. UAS and JS will face off in a hanging match at HH. In the main event we have six man tag action, Jeremy Vain & Sal Rinauro & Chad Parham vs. Todd Sexton & Slim J & Ace Rockwell. Also, Bill Behrens moderates the Debate of the Century.
- Mary is backstage with Seth Delay & Adrian Hawkins. Hawkins rudely interrupts her and in all his thingyiness, reminds Mary that he is the youngest NWA Anarchy TV champion. What an arrogant jerk. Delay proclaims himself Chairman of Anarchy and God’s gift to women. Thankfully, Patrick Bentley attacks Delay during his evil tirade. Bentley sends Delay flying into the ring. Hawkins attempts to deliver a concussive blow with a metal chair, but Bentley stops and kills him with the Dirt Driver (Canadian Destroyer). Bentley blocks a second chair shot attempt and snatches it from Delay. Bentley calls for the microphone and challenges them to a handicap match at Hardcore Hell. It’s obvious that Delay is wearing the official color of cowardice, yellow.
1. Brandon Phoenix & Brody Ray Chase w/Adam Roberts & Kyle Matthews vs. Team Macktion (Krazy K & TJ Mack)
THE MATCH: Johnson accuses Hunter of yammering about Anger Inc. being allowed at ringside despite the fact that they don’t have a managerial license. Johnson covers for the heels saying they are supporting Brandon & Brody Ray and brags about having more friends than Hunter does. I learned the most important thing about friends from Bobby Heenan, a friend in need is a pest. Krazy unleashes a series of flippy floppy kicks on Phoenix. Team Macktion dominates Phoenix until he decides he has had enough. After commercial, Phoenix takes over with a powerslam. Krazy fights out of a slingshot with a chinblower. Mack receives the hot tag and cleans house. Team Macktion sets up for a Double 619 on Phoenix, but Anger Inc. lures them in for the save. Anger Inc. receives dualing dropkicks and gains a measure of revenge by jumping Team Macktion. Truitt & Shatter lays waste to the rudo contingent. These four teams will face off in an eight man tag at Hardcore Hell.
WINNER: Team Macktion
COMMENTS: This angle and the subsequent match setting up for Hardcore Hell seemed rush.
RATING: N/A
2. The DEBATE~! Jeff G Bailey vs. Dan Wilson w/the Staff of Righteousness
MODERATOR: Bill Behrens
THE MATCH: Behrens reminds both individuals that if either man touches the other, the match is called and his faction is banned from NWA Anarchy. After commercial, the debate for Dictator of the NWA Arena commences. Behrens calls Bailey negatively manipulating and wonders aloud why Wilson is out to destroy Jerry Palmer after a highly successful career as an announcer for NWA Wildside. Behrens wants to know why Wilson turned his ire to Bailey.
WILSON: Wilson begrudgingly admits he respected Jerry Palmer and Jeff G Bailey was a bigger fish to fry. Bailey doesn’t want anyone to know he has a heart and put Wilson under his wing. The pact was broken when Bailey brought Abyss and AJ Styles into Anarchy.
BAILEY: Bailey admits that Palmer paid him a gargantuan sum of money to bring in Abyss, but had nothing to do with the Phenomenal One returning. It’s a death wish to challenge Bailey when Wilson can’t beat a mere fireman. The crowd pops.
WILSON: Behrens reminds both managers of the numerous injuries they have been responsible for. To Bailey, his men are pawns because none of his clients have stayed with him more than on year. Wilson admits the injuries to his men and cares for his men. He would die for the Rejects, something that Bailey won’t say.
BAILEY: Behrens notices that Bailey has focused more on carnage than collecting titles in recent times. Bailey scorns Behrens for not receiving information from the horse’s mouth. Onyx is a casualty of war and no one held his hand going to the back. This won’t be the last time that Wilson’s troops will have to lick their wounds. He promises the NWA Elite will hurt every single member of the Rejects, Wilson included.
WILSON: Behrens hasn’t seen Tank or Dominous for weeks. Wilson will have a complete team of frothing animals. The Rejects will be in full strength for Hardcore Hell. He promises to put Bailey back to the retirement home to the crowd’s delight.
BAILEY: Behrens isn’t convinced that Onyx won’t participate in the Anarchy rules match. Bailey wants Wilson to announce the last member of the NWA Elite. A clip from Wildside past air and Wilson announces Young’s name. Wilson flips the table and Anarchy ensues. Security is forced to separate both men.
WINNER: A draw.
COMMENTS: If only Presidential debates were this awesome and this longer than 7 minutes. This debate answered several questions while leaving others unanswered.
RATING: ****
- Greg Hunter interviews the babyface contingent. Slim J says everything will be fine if Ace Rockwell isn’t caught in the Land of Confusion, BUSTER! Todd Sexton interrupts Slim and wants everyone to remain calm. Slim promises to deliver a receipt to Rockwell after a peaceful coexistence during the main event. Hunter reflects upon the match until he hears something go BOOM! He turns around and Rinauro is brandishing a barbell.
3. Jeremy Vain & Sal Rinauro & Chad Parham vs. Ace Rockwell & Slim J
THE MATCH: Hunter remains in the back to tend to Sexton, which means Rockwell & Slim must have a peaceful coexistence. Johnson asks Hunter why is it every time he is supposed to interview someone, something happens. Johnson is extremely happy that Rinauro rid the NWA Arena of the “Optically Challenged” Todd Sexton. Chad Fact #175: Parham kills 100% of germs while hand sanitizers are only 99.99% effective. Slim and Vain battle it out, just like they have been doing since Anarchy’s inception in 2005. Slim takes Vain over with a butterfly suplex for a two count. Vain distracts Rockwell and the referee to allow Rinauro to clothesline Slim. Meanwhile, Parham continues to rest on the ring apron. Vain connects with a gourdbuster on Slim for a two count. Parham finally tags in and lands a vicious running knee. Rockwell hurts his tag partner by slapping Parham. Rinauro stomps on Slim after receiving a blind tag. The referee refuses to count Slim’s shoulder to the canvas after a Rinauro suplex because a blind tag was made. Parham legally tags in. Slim counters the stalling vertical suplex by pounding on Parham’s head and rolling him up for a near fall. After commercial, Rinauro continues the assault on Slim using various choke tactics. The crowd rallies behind Slim and he fights back with a double stomp. Rockwell and Parham receive the tags. Rockwell mounts Parham for the 10 Shots of Doom. Parham shoves Rockwell aside on an Ace’s High attempt, tags to Rinauro and walks away. Parham commandeers his belt en route to the locker room. Rockwell slingshots Rinauro in and goes buck wild. Johnson chastises Rockwell for nailing Slim with the Ace’s High last week and admits to driving 300 miles with coffee in his face. My blind neighbor led the Los Angeles Clippers to an NBA championship. Rockwell uses a fisherman neckbreaker for a two count and a four way breaks down. Slim clotheslines Vain over the top rope to the floor. Rockwell kicks Rinauro away on a pinfall attempt into a Slim kick. Rinauro stumbles into a Rockwell spinebuster for a near fall. Rockwell mounts the top turnbuckle and Vain causes him to lose his balance. Vain tosses Slim to the floor and connects with the VKO on Rockwell. Rinauro completes the double team with a moonsault press for a near fall. Slim wipes out the heels with a double inverted DDT. He realizes Rockwell is the legal man and pulls him over Rinauro for a two count. Vain eludes a Stinger splash and follows up with a wheelbarrow suplex. Rinauro makes the cover for another near fall. Slim kicks Vain to the floor after being held hostage on the pinfall attempt. Rinauro turns his attention to Slim by tossing him to the floor, but pays the price when Rockwell connects with the Ace’s High.
POSTMATCH: Slim delivers a receipt with the Screwdriver on the Rocks on Rockwell. Is Slim turning heel? As Slim heads back to the entranceway, Parham blindsides with him a belt shot. Parham poses in mid ring as he lays the TV Title on Rockwell.
WINNER: Rockwell & Slim J
COMMENTS: This match was a lead in to Hardcore Hell and set up perfectly for future storylines. Possible future feuds set up include Slim J vs. Ace Rockwell (I doubt it, but it could happen) and Sexton vs. Rinauro, Parham lived up to his reputation as a chicken nuts hell by walking out on his partners when the going got rough. The ending lasted about 60 to 90 seconds too long. I liked the fact that Slim J remembered that Rockwell was the legal man at the end of the contest. It’s very seldom focus to detail in tag matches is used any more.
RATING: ***
- OVERALL: Aside from the setting two matches up for Hardcore Hell at the last minute, mostly everything on the show leading up to the big show. The main event and the Debate warrant watching for all wrestling fans.
- DOWNLOAD: www.thesuperstation.net/nwaanarchy.html.