Post by cashflowx on Jun 10, 2007 23:24:04 GMT -5
NWA Anarchy
June 2, 2007
Cornelia, GA at the NWA Arena
I meant to type up this report up earlier in the week, but I've been really busy. Damien Wayne's ROH match was decent and will be wrestling in FIP on June 29 & 30. He's taking on Erick Stevens for the Florida Heritage Title. Jimmy Rave is set to face Roderick Strong for the FIP Heavyweight Title. Sal Rinauro and Seth Delay are also advertised for both shows.
- Greg Hunter fires up the crowd since Eddie Rich is being held hostage at Dan Wilson’s compound on some back road in Tennessee at an undisclosed location. The crowd popped big time for his partner in crime, John Johnson, and the NWA Anarchy Heavyweight Champion Chad Parham.
1. Jeremy Vain vs. Truitt Fields wrestled to a 10 minute draw, so Vain retains the NWA Anarchy TV Title
All Truitt has to say is cheer and the crowd will respond, how loud? Truitt gets right down to business by demonstrating his physical prowess. Vain is so mesmerized by Truitt’s physique that he decides to initiate a game of cat and mouse. Early on Truitt was able to keep Vain in check with clotheslines and a gorilla press slam. Vain says, “I ain’t taking any more of this bull nuts” and resorts to the ever heelish Mo Howard Eyelock. Vain uses a nice wheelbarrow German to score a near fall. The crowd starts up a thunderous “Truitt” chant and he responds by not only blocking a suplex, but sneaking in one of his own. Vain didn’t take too kindly and nailed Truitt in the mush with a mafia kick. Truitt escapes the dreaded chinlock and sends Vain scurrying for cover with a huge powerslam for a 2½ count. Truitt sneaks in several more near falls before Vain heads back to Dodge. Truitt is forced to bring Vain in the hard way and gets a 2¾ count after a posting on a catapult. Again, Truitt sets up for another pinning predicament, but not before Vain can moon the crowd. Vain leaps down to the arena floor as the bell rings to signal that the time limit has expired. Truitt chases Vain to the back.
2. Derrick Driver & Steven Walters defeated Sex & Money (Andrew Pendleton III & “Mr. Obsession” Caleb Konley).
This beast lacked any weapons of mass destruction. This face vs. face tag match never caught on because Pendleton & Konley, well, just don’t make great faces given their thingyy demeanor. They're perfect heels. Both teams worked a good match and ended when Driver caught Pendleton with a Sunset flip on a blind tag. Afterwards, they followed the Code of Honor. Later on the show, it would be revealed why these teams both worked face.
- The Anger Alliance appears on the WrestleVision Tron 7800. Adam Roberts instructs Kyle Matthews & Brandon Phoenix to study all groups of 4 throughout wrestling history. And then out of nowhere, Matthews struts not so like Ric Flair and goes WHOO! At this point, this might be the most awesome promo ever. Brody Ray Chase brags about racking in mad lucci while allegedly talking on the phone to Sal Rinauro. He jabbers about Todd Sexton, who mysteriously appears in the ring. Well, a referee heads to the back to let the rudos know that one Todd Sexton is calling them out. Sexton calls out the Anger Alliance because Sal has no BALLS OF STEAL like the Human Tornado. They answer Sexton’s challenge promptly by beating the living f**k out of him. Everyone took turns stiffing the nuts out of Sexton. It was a beatdown of epic proportions. Brody Ray gave him the stunner, Phoenix delivered his patented STO, Roberts with the spinning cutter and Matthews with the Clothesline from Butcher’s Hollow. Sexton knew that he was f**ked and picked the wrong night to pick on a group of 4 that lived up to its name. This just made me Anger Alliance mark and hope Sexton exacts the ultimate form of revenge. You know what? Sexton sold it like a million bucks. Driver, Walters, Pendleton and Conley ran out to make the save. Sexton won’t be optically challenged after taking that licking.
- Seth Delay interrupts Patrick Bentley backstage. Delay basically tells him that not only is Bentley out of Slim J’s league, but he can’t even hang with him. Bentley wants to strangle Delay, but he has a long fuse and shrugs it off. Delay will still be Bentley’s friend even after the love of his life snatches all of worldly possessions.
- Before Bentley made it to the ring, a kid was holding up a sign, “Give us Seth or give us death.” Being from Richmond and living 20 minutes from where Patrick Henry delivered his “Give me liberty or give me death” speech, I marked out for that sign.
3. Slim J squashed Patrick Bentley to take a 2 – 1 lead in the best of series.
This match certainly didn’t boost Bentley’s confidence. In fact, Slim J outright humiliated the youngster by living up to every thing that Survivor’s theme says: outwit, outsmart and outlast. Slim provided a professional wrestling and mixed martial arts clinic by demonstrating his knowledge of triangle chokes, armbars, high flying aerodynamics, DDTs and fisherman floatovers, and arm scissors. Slim finally gets tired of Bentley and easily destroys him with the Roach clip to go up in their series 2 – 1. Slim just shakes his head at Bentley when grabs the mike. He called Bentley’s effort heartless and pathetic. Bentley tries to interject himself, but Slim laughs in his face and promises to whip his ass again, BUSTER~!
No edition of Anarchy is complete with a confrontation between the NWA Elite and the Devil’s Rejects. Attorney/agent Jeff G Bailey was accompanied by Abomination, Jeff Lewis with his stogie and the newest edition, Phil Shatter. Bailey continued to brag about the chaos and destruction the Rejects met every time they face-off with the Rejects. Last week, “the Universal Soldier” Phil Shatter powerbombed Iceberg straight to Hades and became the first to ever pin him in Anarchy history. Iceberg was no longer a serial killer in the eyes of Bailey. He bragged about how Shatter survived IED’s, mortars and dead bodies riddled on the ground, yet he still managed to slay his enemies. And oh then there is the “Human Holocaust” Abomination, the man who single-handedly murdered Tank’s career. Last, but not least, Lewis had taken care of Tempers. Dan Wilson would be wise to never show face his again. This prompted Dan Wilson to rally his troops against the NWA Elite. Wilson accuses Bailey of working for FOX News with all the spin doctoring he’s been doing lately. He calls Shatter a “GI Jerkoff” and never defeated Iceberg or Tempers. Wilson had a fever and it wasn’t the flavor of a Pringle, it was for the blood of his own Rejects. Wilson was prepared to launch a full scale attack, but NWA Owner Jerry Palmer headed out to prevent World War III from occurring. A small “Jerry sucks” chants erupts with special thanks to the local denizens. Palmer threatens this feud better end at the Georgia Mountain Center in Gainesville, GA on the 23rd, when they will battle inside a 14 foot high steel cage in War Games. Wilson wants sacrificial lambs for the slaughter and noted the Elite is a man short. Bailey reminded that the Elite has unlimited resources and Rainman would fill in. Wilson screams as the Cornelia’s finest heads out to stop the carnage. Bailey calls Wilson a coward for calling the Po Po. As both factions prepare to battle, the cop that looked like he won the doughnut eating competition orders them to the back.
4. Luke Hawx pinned Steve Anthony.
The welcoming committee treats referee Wesley’s Grissom’s entrance like an intruder alert. The crowd welcomes Hawx, aka Altar Boy Luke, with “welcome back” and “WSX” chants. They started out the match with some great chain wrestling, but Anthony just didn’t have enough presence as a heel to keep the crowd interested. Anthony hits a nice dropkick and pump handle backbreaker for a pair of two counts. He got plum frustrated when he couldn’t put away Hawx after a trio of Northern Lights suplexes. Hawx bought himself time to recuperate with a desperation short arm STO. He goes on an offensive flurry after trading Yakuza kicks with Anthony. Hawx connected with an exploder and almost puts Anthony away. Anthony fought back with the Michinoku driver and decided to head up to the High Rent District, but it appeared he had a little too much of Juvy Juice and misses the 4500 splash. Hawx demonstrates to Anthony how to fly with the Psicosis guillotine legdrop.
5. Austin Creed pinned Ryan Matthews w/Andrew Alexander.
There was enough heat during this match to melt all the polar ice caps in Alaska. The crowd broke out in multiple chants with Hollywood references aimed at the Brunettes including “Brokeback Mountain.” Alexander laughs when the crowd chants “USA.” Why? Because they’re all Americans. Creed humiliated Matthews early on by outquicking him and landing a loud dropkick. Matthews retreated to the floor, but Creed had other intentions. Creed fulfilled the fan’s request by smashing the Brunettes heads not once, but twice. If that wasn’t enough, Creed used Matthews’ cast to smash Alexander upside the head. Creed ended up scoring another pair of two counts after a bulldog and an O’Connor roll. Creed rolls to the floor where Alexander attacks him. This is the part that gets very interesting because Seth Delay & Adrian Hawkins pay this match a special visit. Delay commandeers a ladder, climbs it and sits atop his new throne. All hail King Delay and Prince Hawkins! More “USA” chants as Matthews ducks a rolling clothesline and lands a dropkick on Creed for a near fall. Matthews instructs the crowd to the very quiet and proceeds to land a trio of chops. Creed is unimpressed ands HULKS UP! Creed lands some loud chops. WHOO! Matthews ducks a clothesline and clobbers Creed with his cast. Matthews makes the cover, but Creed kicks out at 2 9/10 to the crowd’s delight. The referee stops Matthews from using the cast a second time. Delay decides he wants to rudely interrupt the match. Creed takes advantage of the distraction with a rollup for the victory. Afterwards, all four rudos brawl at ringside. Creed eyes the ladder and makes his intentions knows to everyone. He climbs the ladder and wipes all four men in an “Awesome” spot. It’s no longer true that blondes are more fun, but brunettes always get the job done. It’s now blondes make excuses about not going to jail, but brunettes can’t get the job done.
6. Shadow Jackson w/Jerry Palmer pinned JT Tallent.
Justice Service has struck enough nerve to warrant the return of chanting “kill the cracker.” Tonight, JT Tallent was the cracker’s head whom everyone wanted served on a silver platter and mounted as a trophy on the hallowed walls of the NWA Arena. Unfortunately, Shadow had a bullseye located over his eye and Tallent relentlessly focused his attack on it. Jackson stood his ground by stiffing Tallent with elbows and chops and planting his carcass with a huge spinebuster and belly to belly suplex for the win.
Jerry Palmer calls out Justice Served and “Mr. Representation” Al Getz. Getz appears on the WrestleVision Tron 7800 and insinuates that there are no problems with Justice Served. Nemesis is locked up in Eminem’s basement and Shadow is a real life walking and talking pirate. Getz says he will show what will happen to UAS and lo and behold, he pulls out a dog collar. Mikki Free will stand victorious over Shadow and Getz will then crush Palmer like a jellybean. Getz sure is Bad, like LL Cool J in the 80’s. Free Pearl Harbors Shadow with a chain to his bad eye. Getz brandishes a dog collar and they strangle Shadow over the top rope. The referees head out to stop the public hanging and execution of Shadow Jackson. Getz is an amazing heat and riot inducing machine. Bill Behrens kicks the heels out from the building.
7. Chad Parham pinned Damien Wayne to advance to second round of the NWA World Title Tournament.
If you follow southern independent wrestling, then you obviously know this match could main event almost any show. Unfortunately, this match didn’t to justice for either wrestler due to the time constraints placed and being held on a television taping. These two bad boys should have been given 20 – 30 minutes to dazzle everyone with their amazing wrestling abilities, especially when this is being taped for the NWA World Heavyweight Title Tournament DVD. Don’t worry; this match was very good given the time constraint. Damien Wayne strutted out first and acted like he was on top of the world. On par with past entrances, unfamiliar fans didn’t know what to think of him and soon many were on his side. Then, NWA Anarchy Heavyweight Champion Chad Parham headed out next in all his chicken nuts heel greatness. He got a sizable pop… hell, he got a huge pop from the locals. Ace Rockwell, sporting a neck brace made his entrance and observed his opponent at Hostile Environment from ringside. The bleacher section made sure that Damien understood this was Planet Parham by chanting “Chad’s a legend.” Soon, two kids sitting on the top rope of the bleachers stood up and taunted Parham with a “Chad’s a wussy” chant. Within seconds, Parham found himself drenched with wussy chants and Mr. Mid-Atlantic himself. Damien started early on by hiptossing Parham to the floor. After taking a few moments to recoup his senses, Parham paid Damien back by sending him flying to the floor. Parham had it in his mind that this is his turf and fired away a series of chops that would make Roderick Strong proud. But Damien is always up for a good fight and landed a series of brutal punches. The ringside contingent exploded and Parham’s supporters cringed when Damien smashes his head on the guardrail. When Damien headed back in the ring, he landed his patented top rope fistdrop with Parham lying on the middle rope. Damien set Parham on the opposite side of the ring to inflict more damage. Damien set up for a guillotine legdrop, but unlike all previous attempts, Parham moved. Damien’s hemorrhoids flamed up and Parham took advantage. In the ring, Parham was in cruise control. He used a Randy Savage foot cover for a one count. Parham connected with a back suplex, but Damien kicked out at one. Parham would maintain control by slapping on restholds than Randy Orton does in a week. The difference is, Orton is boring and Parham’s is exciting. Well, it’s time for the face to make his comeback and did he ever make a comeback. Damien landed the Elbow Drop of Doom for a 2½ count. Damien set up for the piledriver, but Parham is Technical Perfection and backdrops his way out. Parham scores a near fall after a senton. He calls for the piledriver, but Damien sits him up on the top turnbuckle. Damien mounts the ropes and delivers his patented super brainbuster. Damien gets the bright idea to head back up to the High Rent District, but Parham stops him with ultimate form of birth control. Damien hobbles to the mat and Parham proves his greatness by pinning Damien’s shoulders to the mat with the piledriver. Afterwards, Rockwell tosses his collar aside and attacked Parham. What a great way to end a fun TV taping.
June 2, 2007
Cornelia, GA at the NWA Arena
I meant to type up this report up earlier in the week, but I've been really busy. Damien Wayne's ROH match was decent and will be wrestling in FIP on June 29 & 30. He's taking on Erick Stevens for the Florida Heritage Title. Jimmy Rave is set to face Roderick Strong for the FIP Heavyweight Title. Sal Rinauro and Seth Delay are also advertised for both shows.
- Greg Hunter fires up the crowd since Eddie Rich is being held hostage at Dan Wilson’s compound on some back road in Tennessee at an undisclosed location. The crowd popped big time for his partner in crime, John Johnson, and the NWA Anarchy Heavyweight Champion Chad Parham.
1. Jeremy Vain vs. Truitt Fields wrestled to a 10 minute draw, so Vain retains the NWA Anarchy TV Title
All Truitt has to say is cheer and the crowd will respond, how loud? Truitt gets right down to business by demonstrating his physical prowess. Vain is so mesmerized by Truitt’s physique that he decides to initiate a game of cat and mouse. Early on Truitt was able to keep Vain in check with clotheslines and a gorilla press slam. Vain says, “I ain’t taking any more of this bull nuts” and resorts to the ever heelish Mo Howard Eyelock. Vain uses a nice wheelbarrow German to score a near fall. The crowd starts up a thunderous “Truitt” chant and he responds by not only blocking a suplex, but sneaking in one of his own. Vain didn’t take too kindly and nailed Truitt in the mush with a mafia kick. Truitt escapes the dreaded chinlock and sends Vain scurrying for cover with a huge powerslam for a 2½ count. Truitt sneaks in several more near falls before Vain heads back to Dodge. Truitt is forced to bring Vain in the hard way and gets a 2¾ count after a posting on a catapult. Again, Truitt sets up for another pinning predicament, but not before Vain can moon the crowd. Vain leaps down to the arena floor as the bell rings to signal that the time limit has expired. Truitt chases Vain to the back.
2. Derrick Driver & Steven Walters defeated Sex & Money (Andrew Pendleton III & “Mr. Obsession” Caleb Konley).
This beast lacked any weapons of mass destruction. This face vs. face tag match never caught on because Pendleton & Konley, well, just don’t make great faces given their thingyy demeanor. They're perfect heels. Both teams worked a good match and ended when Driver caught Pendleton with a Sunset flip on a blind tag. Afterwards, they followed the Code of Honor. Later on the show, it would be revealed why these teams both worked face.
- The Anger Alliance appears on the WrestleVision Tron 7800. Adam Roberts instructs Kyle Matthews & Brandon Phoenix to study all groups of 4 throughout wrestling history. And then out of nowhere, Matthews struts not so like Ric Flair and goes WHOO! At this point, this might be the most awesome promo ever. Brody Ray Chase brags about racking in mad lucci while allegedly talking on the phone to Sal Rinauro. He jabbers about Todd Sexton, who mysteriously appears in the ring. Well, a referee heads to the back to let the rudos know that one Todd Sexton is calling them out. Sexton calls out the Anger Alliance because Sal has no BALLS OF STEAL like the Human Tornado. They answer Sexton’s challenge promptly by beating the living f**k out of him. Everyone took turns stiffing the nuts out of Sexton. It was a beatdown of epic proportions. Brody Ray gave him the stunner, Phoenix delivered his patented STO, Roberts with the spinning cutter and Matthews with the Clothesline from Butcher’s Hollow. Sexton knew that he was f**ked and picked the wrong night to pick on a group of 4 that lived up to its name. This just made me Anger Alliance mark and hope Sexton exacts the ultimate form of revenge. You know what? Sexton sold it like a million bucks. Driver, Walters, Pendleton and Conley ran out to make the save. Sexton won’t be optically challenged after taking that licking.
- Seth Delay interrupts Patrick Bentley backstage. Delay basically tells him that not only is Bentley out of Slim J’s league, but he can’t even hang with him. Bentley wants to strangle Delay, but he has a long fuse and shrugs it off. Delay will still be Bentley’s friend even after the love of his life snatches all of worldly possessions.
- Before Bentley made it to the ring, a kid was holding up a sign, “Give us Seth or give us death.” Being from Richmond and living 20 minutes from where Patrick Henry delivered his “Give me liberty or give me death” speech, I marked out for that sign.
3. Slim J squashed Patrick Bentley to take a 2 – 1 lead in the best of series.
This match certainly didn’t boost Bentley’s confidence. In fact, Slim J outright humiliated the youngster by living up to every thing that Survivor’s theme says: outwit, outsmart and outlast. Slim provided a professional wrestling and mixed martial arts clinic by demonstrating his knowledge of triangle chokes, armbars, high flying aerodynamics, DDTs and fisherman floatovers, and arm scissors. Slim finally gets tired of Bentley and easily destroys him with the Roach clip to go up in their series 2 – 1. Slim just shakes his head at Bentley when grabs the mike. He called Bentley’s effort heartless and pathetic. Bentley tries to interject himself, but Slim laughs in his face and promises to whip his ass again, BUSTER~!
No edition of Anarchy is complete with a confrontation between the NWA Elite and the Devil’s Rejects. Attorney/agent Jeff G Bailey was accompanied by Abomination, Jeff Lewis with his stogie and the newest edition, Phil Shatter. Bailey continued to brag about the chaos and destruction the Rejects met every time they face-off with the Rejects. Last week, “the Universal Soldier” Phil Shatter powerbombed Iceberg straight to Hades and became the first to ever pin him in Anarchy history. Iceberg was no longer a serial killer in the eyes of Bailey. He bragged about how Shatter survived IED’s, mortars and dead bodies riddled on the ground, yet he still managed to slay his enemies. And oh then there is the “Human Holocaust” Abomination, the man who single-handedly murdered Tank’s career. Last, but not least, Lewis had taken care of Tempers. Dan Wilson would be wise to never show face his again. This prompted Dan Wilson to rally his troops against the NWA Elite. Wilson accuses Bailey of working for FOX News with all the spin doctoring he’s been doing lately. He calls Shatter a “GI Jerkoff” and never defeated Iceberg or Tempers. Wilson had a fever and it wasn’t the flavor of a Pringle, it was for the blood of his own Rejects. Wilson was prepared to launch a full scale attack, but NWA Owner Jerry Palmer headed out to prevent World War III from occurring. A small “Jerry sucks” chants erupts with special thanks to the local denizens. Palmer threatens this feud better end at the Georgia Mountain Center in Gainesville, GA on the 23rd, when they will battle inside a 14 foot high steel cage in War Games. Wilson wants sacrificial lambs for the slaughter and noted the Elite is a man short. Bailey reminded that the Elite has unlimited resources and Rainman would fill in. Wilson screams as the Cornelia’s finest heads out to stop the carnage. Bailey calls Wilson a coward for calling the Po Po. As both factions prepare to battle, the cop that looked like he won the doughnut eating competition orders them to the back.
4. Luke Hawx pinned Steve Anthony.
The welcoming committee treats referee Wesley’s Grissom’s entrance like an intruder alert. The crowd welcomes Hawx, aka Altar Boy Luke, with “welcome back” and “WSX” chants. They started out the match with some great chain wrestling, but Anthony just didn’t have enough presence as a heel to keep the crowd interested. Anthony hits a nice dropkick and pump handle backbreaker for a pair of two counts. He got plum frustrated when he couldn’t put away Hawx after a trio of Northern Lights suplexes. Hawx bought himself time to recuperate with a desperation short arm STO. He goes on an offensive flurry after trading Yakuza kicks with Anthony. Hawx connected with an exploder and almost puts Anthony away. Anthony fought back with the Michinoku driver and decided to head up to the High Rent District, but it appeared he had a little too much of Juvy Juice and misses the 4500 splash. Hawx demonstrates to Anthony how to fly with the Psicosis guillotine legdrop.
5. Austin Creed pinned Ryan Matthews w/Andrew Alexander.
There was enough heat during this match to melt all the polar ice caps in Alaska. The crowd broke out in multiple chants with Hollywood references aimed at the Brunettes including “Brokeback Mountain.” Alexander laughs when the crowd chants “USA.” Why? Because they’re all Americans. Creed humiliated Matthews early on by outquicking him and landing a loud dropkick. Matthews retreated to the floor, but Creed had other intentions. Creed fulfilled the fan’s request by smashing the Brunettes heads not once, but twice. If that wasn’t enough, Creed used Matthews’ cast to smash Alexander upside the head. Creed ended up scoring another pair of two counts after a bulldog and an O’Connor roll. Creed rolls to the floor where Alexander attacks him. This is the part that gets very interesting because Seth Delay & Adrian Hawkins pay this match a special visit. Delay commandeers a ladder, climbs it and sits atop his new throne. All hail King Delay and Prince Hawkins! More “USA” chants as Matthews ducks a rolling clothesline and lands a dropkick on Creed for a near fall. Matthews instructs the crowd to the very quiet and proceeds to land a trio of chops. Creed is unimpressed ands HULKS UP! Creed lands some loud chops. WHOO! Matthews ducks a clothesline and clobbers Creed with his cast. Matthews makes the cover, but Creed kicks out at 2 9/10 to the crowd’s delight. The referee stops Matthews from using the cast a second time. Delay decides he wants to rudely interrupt the match. Creed takes advantage of the distraction with a rollup for the victory. Afterwards, all four rudos brawl at ringside. Creed eyes the ladder and makes his intentions knows to everyone. He climbs the ladder and wipes all four men in an “Awesome” spot. It’s no longer true that blondes are more fun, but brunettes always get the job done. It’s now blondes make excuses about not going to jail, but brunettes can’t get the job done.
6. Shadow Jackson w/Jerry Palmer pinned JT Tallent.
Justice Service has struck enough nerve to warrant the return of chanting “kill the cracker.” Tonight, JT Tallent was the cracker’s head whom everyone wanted served on a silver platter and mounted as a trophy on the hallowed walls of the NWA Arena. Unfortunately, Shadow had a bullseye located over his eye and Tallent relentlessly focused his attack on it. Jackson stood his ground by stiffing Tallent with elbows and chops and planting his carcass with a huge spinebuster and belly to belly suplex for the win.
Jerry Palmer calls out Justice Served and “Mr. Representation” Al Getz. Getz appears on the WrestleVision Tron 7800 and insinuates that there are no problems with Justice Served. Nemesis is locked up in Eminem’s basement and Shadow is a real life walking and talking pirate. Getz says he will show what will happen to UAS and lo and behold, he pulls out a dog collar. Mikki Free will stand victorious over Shadow and Getz will then crush Palmer like a jellybean. Getz sure is Bad, like LL Cool J in the 80’s. Free Pearl Harbors Shadow with a chain to his bad eye. Getz brandishes a dog collar and they strangle Shadow over the top rope. The referees head out to stop the public hanging and execution of Shadow Jackson. Getz is an amazing heat and riot inducing machine. Bill Behrens kicks the heels out from the building.
7. Chad Parham pinned Damien Wayne to advance to second round of the NWA World Title Tournament.
If you follow southern independent wrestling, then you obviously know this match could main event almost any show. Unfortunately, this match didn’t to justice for either wrestler due to the time constraints placed and being held on a television taping. These two bad boys should have been given 20 – 30 minutes to dazzle everyone with their amazing wrestling abilities, especially when this is being taped for the NWA World Heavyweight Title Tournament DVD. Don’t worry; this match was very good given the time constraint. Damien Wayne strutted out first and acted like he was on top of the world. On par with past entrances, unfamiliar fans didn’t know what to think of him and soon many were on his side. Then, NWA Anarchy Heavyweight Champion Chad Parham headed out next in all his chicken nuts heel greatness. He got a sizable pop… hell, he got a huge pop from the locals. Ace Rockwell, sporting a neck brace made his entrance and observed his opponent at Hostile Environment from ringside. The bleacher section made sure that Damien understood this was Planet Parham by chanting “Chad’s a legend.” Soon, two kids sitting on the top rope of the bleachers stood up and taunted Parham with a “Chad’s a wussy” chant. Within seconds, Parham found himself drenched with wussy chants and Mr. Mid-Atlantic himself. Damien started early on by hiptossing Parham to the floor. After taking a few moments to recoup his senses, Parham paid Damien back by sending him flying to the floor. Parham had it in his mind that this is his turf and fired away a series of chops that would make Roderick Strong proud. But Damien is always up for a good fight and landed a series of brutal punches. The ringside contingent exploded and Parham’s supporters cringed when Damien smashes his head on the guardrail. When Damien headed back in the ring, he landed his patented top rope fistdrop with Parham lying on the middle rope. Damien set Parham on the opposite side of the ring to inflict more damage. Damien set up for a guillotine legdrop, but unlike all previous attempts, Parham moved. Damien’s hemorrhoids flamed up and Parham took advantage. In the ring, Parham was in cruise control. He used a Randy Savage foot cover for a one count. Parham connected with a back suplex, but Damien kicked out at one. Parham would maintain control by slapping on restholds than Randy Orton does in a week. The difference is, Orton is boring and Parham’s is exciting. Well, it’s time for the face to make his comeback and did he ever make a comeback. Damien landed the Elbow Drop of Doom for a 2½ count. Damien set up for the piledriver, but Parham is Technical Perfection and backdrops his way out. Parham scores a near fall after a senton. He calls for the piledriver, but Damien sits him up on the top turnbuckle. Damien mounts the ropes and delivers his patented super brainbuster. Damien gets the bright idea to head back up to the High Rent District, but Parham stops him with ultimate form of birth control. Damien hobbles to the mat and Parham proves his greatness by pinning Damien’s shoulders to the mat with the piledriver. Afterwards, Rockwell tosses his collar aside and attacked Parham. What a great way to end a fun TV taping.