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NWA Anarchy
Episode 67
June 11, 2007
Last week at Hardcore Hell, Justice Served sentenced NWA Anarchy Owner Jerry Palmer to death by hanging, Chad Parham became the first dual champion in Anarchy history by pinning Ace Rockwell, Abomination sent Tank straight to hell by tree slamming him through a thumb tacked and fluorescent tube latent table and Abomination snapped Tank’s neck.
WRESTLING: (n.) \’res-ling\ A sport of contest in which two individuals face off in unarmed combat.
ANARCHY: (n.) \an-ar-key\ (1) A state of lawlessness due to absence of authority. (2) A complete lack of order.
What happens when you mix the two together? NWA-Anarchy!
- Welcome to another edition of NWA Anarchy. Greg Hunter was befuddled how Abomination nearly killed Tank. Johnson takes over the introduction as Hunter heads to the ring. This week, Jeremy Vain takes on Ace Rockwell.
- Greg Hunter is with the NWA Anarchy Heavyweight & TV Champion Chad Parham. Parham gloats to the ring as he enters to “We Are the Champions” and sporting a cup of “scolding” hot Starbucks coffee. It makes me wonder if Parham has been watching WCW Nitro reruns involving Flair and the Giant. Hunter is forced to hold the ropes for the champion. Parham tells Hunter that he didn’t receive the memo about tonight’s agenda and proclaims himself the best wrestler on television. If only Parham would piledriver John Cena and his bootleg carnation milk self through the ring to the arena floor, wrestling would be so much better. If human cloning were possible, Parham would even hold tag gold. Tonight, we are going to see which wrestler will lay his shoulders down to the mat in two weeks when Parham defends the TV Title. Remember, everyone paid to see the double champion Chad Parham.
1. Adam Roberts vs. Truitt Fields w/Don Matthews
THE MATCH: Johnson accuses Hunter of causing Roberts to suffer from clinical depression. Roberts has been through more partners than Lawrence Taylor had in 10 years. How about Roberts has been through more tag team partners than Hank Williams has got busted with weed? Fields dominates until Matthews pulls the top rope down. Matthews drops Fields throat first on the guardrail and follows up with a nice chop. Roberts focuses his attack on Fields’s neck. After commercial break, Matthews continues to assert nastiness upon Fields and even wrenches his neck on the post. Fields fights back with a powerslam, which prompts more interference from Matthews. Roberts sets to nail Fields, but he ducks and Matthews takes a tumble to the NWA Arena floor. Fields wins with the Sky High. Afterwards, Roberts scorns Matthews for botching the finish. Boy, Roberts sure has had bad luck with tag partners recently.
WINNER: Truitt Fields.
COMMENTS: Fields got a much needed win while the story continued to build with Roberts’s problems with tag partners. There were a couple of sloppy spots and too much interference from Matthews, but it didn’t take away from the overall experience.
RATING: *½
2. Hollywood Brunettes (Kyle Matthews & Andrew Alexander) vs. Caezar Chavez & Myric Moore
THE MATCH: Tonight’s designated jobbers made the ultimate mistake by turning their backs on the Brunettes. Johnson points out that Chavez shouldn’t have picked a wrestler from the women’s division. Moore spent the match getting his ass handed to him. Chavez receives the hot tag and cleans house. The Brunettes outsmart Chavez and destroy Moore’s back with a top rope double stomp into a lungblower. They pull him up after a guaranteed pinfall. Alexander seals the deal with the running knee in this squash.
WINNER: Hollywood Brunettes
COMMENTS: The Brunettes finishes is innovative and brutal.
RATING: ½*
- Hunter is standing with Justice Served and “Mr. Representation” Al Getz. Getz gloats about hanging Jerry Palmer, “When I saw Palmer with his feet dangling, gasping for air and with foam and bile coming out his mouth, it looked like vindication and justice.” Getz reminded Palmer, that like Vince McMahon, there is “No Chance in Hell” of outsmarting him. Getz concludes, “Like a black man running for president, it ain’t never going to happen.” He proclaims that it was the luckiest day of Austin Creed’s & Hayden Young’s life that they didn’t show up the first time to wrestle them.
3. Seth Delay & Adrian Hawkins vs. Don Juan & Patrick Bentley
PREMATCH: There is never a dull moment with the uber charismatic Don Juan. He addresses the crowd, “ladies, women and girls over the age of 18.” Now wait a minute, that doesn’t include a large portion of the female population in the NWA Arena. So I don’t think Don Juan will have a very successful pimping game tonight. LOL! Chris Marval was unable to attend, so Don appropriately announces Patrick Bentley as his tag partner.
THE MATCH: Bentley immediately goes to town on his former tag partner and his replacement. Bentley fights off a double team with a double clothesline. Don tags in and displays his offensive prowess on Hawkins. Delay takes exception and distracts Don when he turns to Bentley. Don fights back with a clothesline and single leg kick. He heads over to his corner, but Hawkins cuts him off. Delay & Hawkins take out Don with a chop block and clothesline combination. After commercial, they work over Don Juan’s leg. Hawkins slaps a half crab on Don, but he makes it to the ropes. Delay takes exception to a near fall and clobbers Don with a clothesline. Don buys himself time with a desperation neckbreaker and makes the hot tag to Bentley. Don Juan distracts the referee and Delay takes advantage with a chair shot. Hawkins wins with the Unprettier.
POSTMATCH: They set up to humiliate Bentley further, but Slim J makes the save.
WINNER: Delay & Hawkins.
COMMENTS: I hated this match live and even more on television. The crowd didn’t rally behind the highly charismatic Don Juan when the heels worked over him or when Bentley received the hot tag. When the fans are silent for wrestlers who normally receive good heat, it’s time to pull the plug on the experiment. Either Bentley should rejoin his old tag partners or set him up in a feud with a top face.
RATING: *
4. Jeremy Vain vs. Ace Rockwell
STIPULATION: Winner receives a NWA Anarchy TV Title shot in two weeks against Chad Parham.
THE MATCH: Chad Parham in all his glory heads out to join the announcing team. Vain launches an attack while Rockwell is distracted with Parham, but it is all to naught. Rockwell wipes out Vain with a pescado. Back in the ring, leaves his mark on the Untouchable with 10 Shots to the Dome. Parham calls both wrestlers two unknowns despite holding numerous titles. Vain ties Rockwell to the Tree of Woe and lands a baseball slide. To the floor, Vain slams Rockwell. After commercial, Rockwell scores a two count with a Sunset flip from the apron. Parham spreads the room that Rockwell takes the pin better than anybody in the Anarchy locker room. Wow, that was low. Vain maintains the advantage using heel tactics. Parham continues to down both participants and successfully beating numerous international superstars. Hunter informs Parham that he is also a junior heavyweight like Vain and Rockwell. Vain performs the ultimate form of self-castration and Rockwell fights back. Parham says he would enziguri their teeth out and piledrive him to the floor. Parham walks over to ringside, takes a sip and tosses coffee into Vain’s face. The referee disqualifies Rockwell as Parham laughs at screwing him. Vain smirks as he celebrates by mounting the top turnbuckle.
WINNER: Jeremy Vain by DQ.
COMMENTS: This match had the fun, clever and predictable screwjob finish. It also helped set up Vain’s potential run as television champion and Rockwell challenging Parham for the Anarchy title down the road. It’s amazing what a great worker Rockwell is. A good run as TV champion should help Vain elevate himself to main event status.
RATING: **
- OVERALL: It’s really hard to follow up on the booking end a week after Hardcore Hell. Unlike WWE right after Wrestlemania, Anarchy followed up with good storylines with exception of the Bentley vs. Delay & Hawkins feud. Getz was a quote machine and it would nice to see more of Don Juan.
- DOWNLOAD: www.thesuperstation.net/nwaanarchy.html.
Episode 67
June 11, 2007
Last week at Hardcore Hell, Justice Served sentenced NWA Anarchy Owner Jerry Palmer to death by hanging, Chad Parham became the first dual champion in Anarchy history by pinning Ace Rockwell, Abomination sent Tank straight to hell by tree slamming him through a thumb tacked and fluorescent tube latent table and Abomination snapped Tank’s neck.
WRESTLING: (n.) \’res-ling\ A sport of contest in which two individuals face off in unarmed combat.
ANARCHY: (n.) \an-ar-key\ (1) A state of lawlessness due to absence of authority. (2) A complete lack of order.
What happens when you mix the two together? NWA-Anarchy!
- Welcome to another edition of NWA Anarchy. Greg Hunter was befuddled how Abomination nearly killed Tank. Johnson takes over the introduction as Hunter heads to the ring. This week, Jeremy Vain takes on Ace Rockwell.
- Greg Hunter is with the NWA Anarchy Heavyweight & TV Champion Chad Parham. Parham gloats to the ring as he enters to “We Are the Champions” and sporting a cup of “scolding” hot Starbucks coffee. It makes me wonder if Parham has been watching WCW Nitro reruns involving Flair and the Giant. Hunter is forced to hold the ropes for the champion. Parham tells Hunter that he didn’t receive the memo about tonight’s agenda and proclaims himself the best wrestler on television. If only Parham would piledriver John Cena and his bootleg carnation milk self through the ring to the arena floor, wrestling would be so much better. If human cloning were possible, Parham would even hold tag gold. Tonight, we are going to see which wrestler will lay his shoulders down to the mat in two weeks when Parham defends the TV Title. Remember, everyone paid to see the double champion Chad Parham.
1. Adam Roberts vs. Truitt Fields w/Don Matthews
THE MATCH: Johnson accuses Hunter of causing Roberts to suffer from clinical depression. Roberts has been through more partners than Lawrence Taylor had in 10 years. How about Roberts has been through more tag team partners than Hank Williams has got busted with weed? Fields dominates until Matthews pulls the top rope down. Matthews drops Fields throat first on the guardrail and follows up with a nice chop. Roberts focuses his attack on Fields’s neck. After commercial break, Matthews continues to assert nastiness upon Fields and even wrenches his neck on the post. Fields fights back with a powerslam, which prompts more interference from Matthews. Roberts sets to nail Fields, but he ducks and Matthews takes a tumble to the NWA Arena floor. Fields wins with the Sky High. Afterwards, Roberts scorns Matthews for botching the finish. Boy, Roberts sure has had bad luck with tag partners recently.
WINNER: Truitt Fields.
COMMENTS: Fields got a much needed win while the story continued to build with Roberts’s problems with tag partners. There were a couple of sloppy spots and too much interference from Matthews, but it didn’t take away from the overall experience.
RATING: *½
2. Hollywood Brunettes (Kyle Matthews & Andrew Alexander) vs. Caezar Chavez & Myric Moore
THE MATCH: Tonight’s designated jobbers made the ultimate mistake by turning their backs on the Brunettes. Johnson points out that Chavez shouldn’t have picked a wrestler from the women’s division. Moore spent the match getting his ass handed to him. Chavez receives the hot tag and cleans house. The Brunettes outsmart Chavez and destroy Moore’s back with a top rope double stomp into a lungblower. They pull him up after a guaranteed pinfall. Alexander seals the deal with the running knee in this squash.
WINNER: Hollywood Brunettes
COMMENTS: The Brunettes finishes is innovative and brutal.
RATING: ½*
- Hunter is standing with Justice Served and “Mr. Representation” Al Getz. Getz gloats about hanging Jerry Palmer, “When I saw Palmer with his feet dangling, gasping for air and with foam and bile coming out his mouth, it looked like vindication and justice.” Getz reminded Palmer, that like Vince McMahon, there is “No Chance in Hell” of outsmarting him. Getz concludes, “Like a black man running for president, it ain’t never going to happen.” He proclaims that it was the luckiest day of Austin Creed’s & Hayden Young’s life that they didn’t show up the first time to wrestle them.
3. Seth Delay & Adrian Hawkins vs. Don Juan & Patrick Bentley
PREMATCH: There is never a dull moment with the uber charismatic Don Juan. He addresses the crowd, “ladies, women and girls over the age of 18.” Now wait a minute, that doesn’t include a large portion of the female population in the NWA Arena. So I don’t think Don Juan will have a very successful pimping game tonight. LOL! Chris Marval was unable to attend, so Don appropriately announces Patrick Bentley as his tag partner.
THE MATCH: Bentley immediately goes to town on his former tag partner and his replacement. Bentley fights off a double team with a double clothesline. Don tags in and displays his offensive prowess on Hawkins. Delay takes exception and distracts Don when he turns to Bentley. Don fights back with a clothesline and single leg kick. He heads over to his corner, but Hawkins cuts him off. Delay & Hawkins take out Don with a chop block and clothesline combination. After commercial, they work over Don Juan’s leg. Hawkins slaps a half crab on Don, but he makes it to the ropes. Delay takes exception to a near fall and clobbers Don with a clothesline. Don buys himself time with a desperation neckbreaker and makes the hot tag to Bentley. Don Juan distracts the referee and Delay takes advantage with a chair shot. Hawkins wins with the Unprettier.
POSTMATCH: They set up to humiliate Bentley further, but Slim J makes the save.
WINNER: Delay & Hawkins.
COMMENTS: I hated this match live and even more on television. The crowd didn’t rally behind the highly charismatic Don Juan when the heels worked over him or when Bentley received the hot tag. When the fans are silent for wrestlers who normally receive good heat, it’s time to pull the plug on the experiment. Either Bentley should rejoin his old tag partners or set him up in a feud with a top face.
RATING: *
4. Jeremy Vain vs. Ace Rockwell
STIPULATION: Winner receives a NWA Anarchy TV Title shot in two weeks against Chad Parham.
THE MATCH: Chad Parham in all his glory heads out to join the announcing team. Vain launches an attack while Rockwell is distracted with Parham, but it is all to naught. Rockwell wipes out Vain with a pescado. Back in the ring, leaves his mark on the Untouchable with 10 Shots to the Dome. Parham calls both wrestlers two unknowns despite holding numerous titles. Vain ties Rockwell to the Tree of Woe and lands a baseball slide. To the floor, Vain slams Rockwell. After commercial, Rockwell scores a two count with a Sunset flip from the apron. Parham spreads the room that Rockwell takes the pin better than anybody in the Anarchy locker room. Wow, that was low. Vain maintains the advantage using heel tactics. Parham continues to down both participants and successfully beating numerous international superstars. Hunter informs Parham that he is also a junior heavyweight like Vain and Rockwell. Vain performs the ultimate form of self-castration and Rockwell fights back. Parham says he would enziguri their teeth out and piledrive him to the floor. Parham walks over to ringside, takes a sip and tosses coffee into Vain’s face. The referee disqualifies Rockwell as Parham laughs at screwing him. Vain smirks as he celebrates by mounting the top turnbuckle.
WINNER: Jeremy Vain by DQ.
COMMENTS: This match had the fun, clever and predictable screwjob finish. It also helped set up Vain’s potential run as television champion and Rockwell challenging Parham for the Anarchy title down the road. It’s amazing what a great worker Rockwell is. A good run as TV champion should help Vain elevate himself to main event status.
RATING: **
- OVERALL: It’s really hard to follow up on the booking end a week after Hardcore Hell. Unlike WWE right after Wrestlemania, Anarchy followed up with good storylines with exception of the Bentley vs. Delay & Hawkins feud. Getz was a quote machine and it would nice to see more of Don Juan.
- DOWNLOAD: www.thesuperstation.net/nwaanarchy.html.