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NWA Anarchy
Episode 70
July 2, 2007
DISCLAIMER: With the recent Benoit tragedy, you may be offended by the description of the NWA Elite/Devil's Rejects confrontation when a "mock killing" is about to be performed on Bailey. If you are, a condensed version of the confrontation is another post. Have a happy 4th of July.
WRESTLING: (n.) \’res-ling\ A sport of contest in which two individuals face off in unarmed combat.
ANARCHY: (n.) \an-ar-key\ (1) A state of lawlessness due to absence of authority. (2) A complete lack of order.
What happens when you mix the two together? NWA-Anarchy!
- Chad Parham is the NWA Anarchy Heavyweight Champion and NWA Anarchy TV Champion. Any belts he’s ever desired, he’s obtained. He calls out Christian Cage and of this time on July 2nd, Chad is still in the hunt for the NWA World Heavyweight Title.
- This week, the Awesome Attraction defends their titles against Anger Inc, Abomination challenges Onyx and Chad Parham defends the TV Title against Jeremy Vain. Last week, Jerry Palmer cost the face contingent of the Urban Assault Squad & Truitt & Shatter a victory against Justice Served & Chase & Phoenix.
- John Johnson interviews Vain & Parham. Parham shakes Vain’s hand and begins to speak about his handpicked opponent, but Palmer gently interrupts them. He informs them that he has picked Ace Rockwell as special guest referee. Parham snidely walks off and Vain commands Rockwell to call it down the middle.
1. NWA Anarchy Tag Team Titles: Awesome Attraction (ch.) (Austin Creed & Hayden Young) vs. Anger Inc. (Adam Roberts & Don Matthews)
THE MATCH: According to Alejandro, Austin Creed is enrolling at Rutgers University and founding the coed fraternity Phi Nappy Heada. Well we know where Johnson stole that joke from. Double A catches with Matthews a dragon sleeper/springboard bodysplash by Young for a two count. Matthews escapes to tag in Roberts where he is greeted with a facebuster/bulldog combination for a near fall. Roberts eludes Creed on a turnbuckle charge. Creed answers Matthews with some nasty chops, but Matthews counters with an Air Raid Crash for a near fall. Several ladies experience an extreme ecstasy when the Hollywood Brunettes make their entrance. Anger Inc gets heat on Creed by using a variety of double team maneuvers. Creed catches Matthews with a huge tornado DDT to buy himself time. Creed struggles to his corner and Young receives the hot tag. Matthews clotheslines Roberts and Young inflict further damage by dropkicking him to the floor. The Brunettes console Matthews, but Young wipes them up with a huge senton. Creed wins cleanly with the Monte Fisto. Ron Garvin would be proud. Afterwards, Anger Inc. exchange pleasantries with each other.
WINNER: Awesome Attraction retains.
COMMENTS: Awesome Attraction looked good here, especially Creed. Matthews is pretty good for a man his size and shouldn’t overselling basic moves by wrestlers he outweighs by 50 plus pounds. Plus, he needs to work on his forearms. Overall, Matthews makes a great fit with Roberts. I’d like to see more of him in the future. Correct me if I’m wrong, but the chemistry seemed off here.
RATING: *
- Backstage, Slim J confronts Patrick Bentley regarding his low self-esteem and dwelling on the past.
- The next contest is supposed to feature Abomination and “the Genetic Powerhouse” Onyx. Onyx fails to show up when his entrance music plays. After commercial, Bailey states Onyx has proven his cowardice. The Architect of Doom was preaching the Gospel when Onyx is a coward. Speaking of cowards, the Rejects are dead and buried because the Human Holocaust snapped Tank’s head. They hauled his carcass and tossed him into the nearest BFI dumpster. The Rejects crawled to the back like humiliating dogs. Bailey self proclaims the NWA Elite the modern day Gestapo and they walked to the back triumphantly. The fans mock Bailey by yelling, “What?” The Elite have always outclassed the Rejects. He provides one last tribute to Dan Wilson by screaming. However, Bailey the tables were about to turn and pay the ultimate price. Bailey cites Dominous in the crowd and Abomination gives chase. Wilson sends in Shaun Tempers & Azreal to launch an outright assault on the unsuspecting Bailey & Lewis. Azreal slams Bailey and joins in double teaming Lewis. Wilson & Iceberg quickly follow suit. The Rejects follow Wilson’s personal bidding. Iceberg destroys Lewis with the Ground Zero splash. The Rejects continue to display their anger when Iceberg obliterates Bailey with the Ground Zero splash. Hunter is in total disbelief as Wilson continues his despicable actions. A fan screams bloody murder when Wilson pulls out a dagger. Iceberg turns serial killer as he is ready to slaughter the blessed scapegoat, but Abomination chases off the Rejects. Bailey coughs up blood as heads to the back. Several kids taunt Bailey as he is carried to the back by Abomination. You know it’s a great segment when Johnson is left speechless.
- “The Reverend” Dan Wilson is prepared to bless America with another blessing and sermon of Hellfire & Brimstone. It’s time to set things straight with the Congregation. The Reject’s victory was nullified by total destruction the Elite unleashed afterwards. In warm there are casualties and they lost Tank at Hardcore Hell. Wilson reminds Bailey that Hell doesn’t die. That yellow bellied coward Onyx ran away with his head tucked between his legs. Wow, Wilson is just sick and tired hearing about Abomination and calls him Abortion, the Big Goof. Wilson’s answer to Abomination is Dominous. Wilson says the Rejects could have ended Bailey at any time. There is no forgiveness and the Rejects are moving on. When they are done dominating, they will snatch up all the titles. Wilson promises Bailey that he will suffer the consequences when he enters their house.
2. NWA Anarchy TV Title: Chad Parham (ch.) vs. Jeremy Vain
REFEREE: Ace Rockwell.
PREMATCH: Greg Hunter handles the ring introductions for tonight’s main event. Vain shoves Hunter aside to gloat in all his glory. Parham reminds Hunter that he is from Buckhead, Georgia. Rockwell confiscates a chain from Vain and a roll of nickels from Parham’s boot. Special thanks to Larry Goodman on the latter. Johnson accuses Rockwell of character assassination.
THE MATCH: Rockwell forces Parham to release the abdominal stretch early on when he catches him grabbing the ropes. Vain seizes the moment when Parham argues with Rockwell. Johnson suggests if Vain follow Parham’s Three Year Plan, he might be there in five years. Vain escapes a wristlock with a hair pull. After knocking each other out, Parham slaps on a body scissors, but Rockwell catches him using them again. Johnson compares Parham to calculus and Vain to advanced algebra. That’s not too far above Vain. It’s more like Parham is a master of topology and Vain a master of calculus. Johnson & Hunter plug Anarchy TV in Vain’s hometown and on the thesuperstation.net. Vain rakes Parham’s eyes to gain control. Vain performs the ultimate form of birth control when he misses a splash. Parham makes the cover, but Vain places his foot on the bottom rope. Parham celebrates, but Vain quickly surprises him with a rollup and a handful of tights. Vain believes he has won the match, but soon discovers that Rockwell was staring at trunk pulling the whole time. Vain is thoroughly embarrassed. Vain catches Parham with a wheelbarrow suplex for a near fall. Parham springs up, lands the enziguri and a senton for a two count. They headbutt each other after Parham quickly escapes a sleeper. Parham grabs the TV Title, but Rockwell snatches it from him. Vain snatches Parham’s other strap and cleans his clock for the victory. It just doesn’t pay to have two title belts. Vain celebrates as Rockwell straps the title on him.
WINNER: Vain wins TV Title.
COMMENTS: This match was almost all storyline and little about wrestling, which took away from the overall experience. Rockwell was great playing the referee that was on to every little trick that both heels pulled. A majority of fans gained satisfaction of Parham losing by cheating. Vain has improved and holding the TV title should help his stock as a chicken nuts heel.
RATING: *¾
- OVERALL: It’s unfortunate this episode was downloadable one week after the Benoit tragedy because the annihilation of Bailey was brilliantly executed. It was hard to watch the segment once Wilson pulled out the dagger. The wrestling wasn’t top notch this week, but a pair of storylines did wonders.
- DOWNLOAD: www.thesuperstation.net/nwaanarchy.html.
Episode 70
July 2, 2007
DISCLAIMER: With the recent Benoit tragedy, you may be offended by the description of the NWA Elite/Devil's Rejects confrontation when a "mock killing" is about to be performed on Bailey. If you are, a condensed version of the confrontation is another post. Have a happy 4th of July.
WRESTLING: (n.) \’res-ling\ A sport of contest in which two individuals face off in unarmed combat.
ANARCHY: (n.) \an-ar-key\ (1) A state of lawlessness due to absence of authority. (2) A complete lack of order.
What happens when you mix the two together? NWA-Anarchy!
- Chad Parham is the NWA Anarchy Heavyweight Champion and NWA Anarchy TV Champion. Any belts he’s ever desired, he’s obtained. He calls out Christian Cage and of this time on July 2nd, Chad is still in the hunt for the NWA World Heavyweight Title.
- This week, the Awesome Attraction defends their titles against Anger Inc, Abomination challenges Onyx and Chad Parham defends the TV Title against Jeremy Vain. Last week, Jerry Palmer cost the face contingent of the Urban Assault Squad & Truitt & Shatter a victory against Justice Served & Chase & Phoenix.
- John Johnson interviews Vain & Parham. Parham shakes Vain’s hand and begins to speak about his handpicked opponent, but Palmer gently interrupts them. He informs them that he has picked Ace Rockwell as special guest referee. Parham snidely walks off and Vain commands Rockwell to call it down the middle.
1. NWA Anarchy Tag Team Titles: Awesome Attraction (ch.) (Austin Creed & Hayden Young) vs. Anger Inc. (Adam Roberts & Don Matthews)
THE MATCH: According to Alejandro, Austin Creed is enrolling at Rutgers University and founding the coed fraternity Phi Nappy Heada. Well we know where Johnson stole that joke from. Double A catches with Matthews a dragon sleeper/springboard bodysplash by Young for a two count. Matthews escapes to tag in Roberts where he is greeted with a facebuster/bulldog combination for a near fall. Roberts eludes Creed on a turnbuckle charge. Creed answers Matthews with some nasty chops, but Matthews counters with an Air Raid Crash for a near fall. Several ladies experience an extreme ecstasy when the Hollywood Brunettes make their entrance. Anger Inc gets heat on Creed by using a variety of double team maneuvers. Creed catches Matthews with a huge tornado DDT to buy himself time. Creed struggles to his corner and Young receives the hot tag. Matthews clotheslines Roberts and Young inflict further damage by dropkicking him to the floor. The Brunettes console Matthews, but Young wipes them up with a huge senton. Creed wins cleanly with the Monte Fisto. Ron Garvin would be proud. Afterwards, Anger Inc. exchange pleasantries with each other.
WINNER: Awesome Attraction retains.
COMMENTS: Awesome Attraction looked good here, especially Creed. Matthews is pretty good for a man his size and shouldn’t overselling basic moves by wrestlers he outweighs by 50 plus pounds. Plus, he needs to work on his forearms. Overall, Matthews makes a great fit with Roberts. I’d like to see more of him in the future. Correct me if I’m wrong, but the chemistry seemed off here.
RATING: *
- Backstage, Slim J confronts Patrick Bentley regarding his low self-esteem and dwelling on the past.
- The next contest is supposed to feature Abomination and “the Genetic Powerhouse” Onyx. Onyx fails to show up when his entrance music plays. After commercial, Bailey states Onyx has proven his cowardice. The Architect of Doom was preaching the Gospel when Onyx is a coward. Speaking of cowards, the Rejects are dead and buried because the Human Holocaust snapped Tank’s head. They hauled his carcass and tossed him into the nearest BFI dumpster. The Rejects crawled to the back like humiliating dogs. Bailey self proclaims the NWA Elite the modern day Gestapo and they walked to the back triumphantly. The fans mock Bailey by yelling, “What?” The Elite have always outclassed the Rejects. He provides one last tribute to Dan Wilson by screaming. However, Bailey the tables were about to turn and pay the ultimate price. Bailey cites Dominous in the crowd and Abomination gives chase. Wilson sends in Shaun Tempers & Azreal to launch an outright assault on the unsuspecting Bailey & Lewis. Azreal slams Bailey and joins in double teaming Lewis. Wilson & Iceberg quickly follow suit. The Rejects follow Wilson’s personal bidding. Iceberg destroys Lewis with the Ground Zero splash. The Rejects continue to display their anger when Iceberg obliterates Bailey with the Ground Zero splash. Hunter is in total disbelief as Wilson continues his despicable actions. A fan screams bloody murder when Wilson pulls out a dagger. Iceberg turns serial killer as he is ready to slaughter the blessed scapegoat, but Abomination chases off the Rejects. Bailey coughs up blood as heads to the back. Several kids taunt Bailey as he is carried to the back by Abomination. You know it’s a great segment when Johnson is left speechless.
- “The Reverend” Dan Wilson is prepared to bless America with another blessing and sermon of Hellfire & Brimstone. It’s time to set things straight with the Congregation. The Reject’s victory was nullified by total destruction the Elite unleashed afterwards. In warm there are casualties and they lost Tank at Hardcore Hell. Wilson reminds Bailey that Hell doesn’t die. That yellow bellied coward Onyx ran away with his head tucked between his legs. Wow, Wilson is just sick and tired hearing about Abomination and calls him Abortion, the Big Goof. Wilson’s answer to Abomination is Dominous. Wilson says the Rejects could have ended Bailey at any time. There is no forgiveness and the Rejects are moving on. When they are done dominating, they will snatch up all the titles. Wilson promises Bailey that he will suffer the consequences when he enters their house.
2. NWA Anarchy TV Title: Chad Parham (ch.) vs. Jeremy Vain
REFEREE: Ace Rockwell.
PREMATCH: Greg Hunter handles the ring introductions for tonight’s main event. Vain shoves Hunter aside to gloat in all his glory. Parham reminds Hunter that he is from Buckhead, Georgia. Rockwell confiscates a chain from Vain and a roll of nickels from Parham’s boot. Special thanks to Larry Goodman on the latter. Johnson accuses Rockwell of character assassination.
THE MATCH: Rockwell forces Parham to release the abdominal stretch early on when he catches him grabbing the ropes. Vain seizes the moment when Parham argues with Rockwell. Johnson suggests if Vain follow Parham’s Three Year Plan, he might be there in five years. Vain escapes a wristlock with a hair pull. After knocking each other out, Parham slaps on a body scissors, but Rockwell catches him using them again. Johnson compares Parham to calculus and Vain to advanced algebra. That’s not too far above Vain. It’s more like Parham is a master of topology and Vain a master of calculus. Johnson & Hunter plug Anarchy TV in Vain’s hometown and on the thesuperstation.net. Vain rakes Parham’s eyes to gain control. Vain performs the ultimate form of birth control when he misses a splash. Parham makes the cover, but Vain places his foot on the bottom rope. Parham celebrates, but Vain quickly surprises him with a rollup and a handful of tights. Vain believes he has won the match, but soon discovers that Rockwell was staring at trunk pulling the whole time. Vain is thoroughly embarrassed. Vain catches Parham with a wheelbarrow suplex for a near fall. Parham springs up, lands the enziguri and a senton for a two count. They headbutt each other after Parham quickly escapes a sleeper. Parham grabs the TV Title, but Rockwell snatches it from him. Vain snatches Parham’s other strap and cleans his clock for the victory. It just doesn’t pay to have two title belts. Vain celebrates as Rockwell straps the title on him.
WINNER: Vain wins TV Title.
COMMENTS: This match was almost all storyline and little about wrestling, which took away from the overall experience. Rockwell was great playing the referee that was on to every little trick that both heels pulled. A majority of fans gained satisfaction of Parham losing by cheating. Vain has improved and holding the TV title should help his stock as a chicken nuts heel.
RATING: *¾
- OVERALL: It’s unfortunate this episode was downloadable one week after the Benoit tragedy because the annihilation of Bailey was brilliantly executed. It was hard to watch the segment once Wilson pulled out the dagger. The wrestling wasn’t top notch this week, but a pair of storylines did wonders.
- DOWNLOAD: www.thesuperstation.net/nwaanarchy.html.